Today, my boyfriend came over. We'd planned on losing out virginities today. What we didn't plan on was having my 9-year-old brother and his friends making...

By Anonymous - 2/6/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend came over. We'd planned on losing out virginities today. What we didn't plan on was having my 9-year-old brother and his friends making a video of "What teens do when no one is home." They taped the whole thing, including the five minutes it took us to get the condom on. FML

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By penney123 | 9

#7808296 - Sunday 2 June 2019 4:04

At least you’re using protection even if it did take 5 mins

By RichardPencil | 27

#7808308 - Sunday 2 June 2019 4:53

Shouldn’t have been suspicious when your brother asked you to have your asshole waxed and bleached, and decked out your bedroom with klieg lights?

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By penney123 | 9

#7808296 - Sunday 2 June 2019 4:04

At least you’re using protection even if it did take 5 mins

By MidnaLink | 31

#7808299 - Sunday 2 June 2019 4:14

I hope you got ahold of that video. And every possible copy.

By mymegangirl | 7

#7808303 - Sunday 2 June 2019 4:26

I'm sorry but ydi. why would you have sex with your brother home? and you didnt know a bunch of 9 year olds were taping you?

mr_dinzaster | 16

#7808307 - Sunday 2 June 2019 4:32

I think they thought they were alone but definitely gonna be a interesting conversation

Mungolikecandy | 18

#7808499 - Sunday 2 June 2019 19:25

It reads like they were home alone but their brother had planted a recording device.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7808308 - Sunday 2 June 2019 4:53

Shouldn’t have been suspicious when your brother asked you to have your asshole waxed and bleached, and decked out your bedroom with klieg lights?

By onlyme25 | 26

#7808346 - Sunday 2 June 2019 8:39

Did y'all fail sex Ed 101? Because they do teach how to use a condom. Both of y'all should have practiced on the banana a little more

Callyn | 47

#7808387 - Sunday 2 June 2019 11:05

Maybe they had abstinence only 'sex ed'?

hellphone_fml | 37

#7808443 - Sunday 2 June 2019 15:30

We never did that in school. They didn't even ever show us a condom they just told us what they were.

By bigdaddyeric | 30

#7808347 - Sunday 2 June 2019 8:44

Hopefully the sex itself lasted longer than 5 minutes!

By Aspirax | 13

#7808413 - Sunday 2 June 2019 13:32

How do you not notice?

By Trinity Fenwick | 2

#7808417 - Sunday 2 June 2019 14:10

first, I would be digging them some graves right now, but, how did they tape you without you noticing?

By bobsanction | 15

#7808428 - Sunday 2 June 2019 14:22

Threaten to turn him in for making child porn if he ever shows it to anyone.

By Abbusser | 9

#7808472 - Sunday 2 June 2019 17:59

She only realized he was recording it when she heard him say "cut" after the money shot...