By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 04:00

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Today, my boyfriend came over. We'd planned on losing out virginities today. What we didn't plan on was having my 9-year-old brother and his friends making a video of "What teens do when no one is home." They taped the whole thing, including the five minutes it took us to get the condom on. FML
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penney123 10
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At least you’re using protection even if it did take 5 mins

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RichardPencil 30
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Shouldn’t have been suspicious when your brother asked you to have your asshole waxed and bleached, and decked out your bedroom with klieg lights?

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penney123 10
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At least you’re using protection even if it did take 5 mins

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MidnaLink 33
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I hope you got ahold of that video. And every possible copy.

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mymegangirl 7
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I'm sorry but ydi. why would you have sex with your brother home? and you didnt know a bunch of 9 year olds were taping you?

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mr_dinzaster 16
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I think they thought they were alone but definitely gonna be a interesting conversation

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Sinshine 28
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You can't not know that a 9-years-old is at home unless his parents are serious garbage parents. Either the parents are at home as well or they make sure you watch your little bro.

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Mungolikecandy 19

It reads like they were home alone but their brother had planted a recording device.

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RichardPencil 30
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Shouldn’t have been suspicious when your brother asked you to have your asshole waxed and bleached, and decked out your bedroom with klieg lights?

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onlyme25 26
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Did y'all fail sex Ed 101? Because they do teach how to use a condom. Both of y'all should have practiced on the banana a little more

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Callyn 47
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Maybe they had abstinence only 'sex ed'?

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hellphone_fml 37
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We never did that in school. They didn't even ever show us a condom they just told us what they were.

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bigdaddyeric 35
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Hopefully the sex itself lasted longer than 5 minutes!

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Aspirax 13
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How do you not notice?

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Trinity Fenwick 7
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first, I would be digging them some graves right now, but, how did they tape you without you noticing?

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bobsanction 18
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Threaten to turn him in for making child porn if he ever shows it to anyone.

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Abbusser 12
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She only realized he was recording it when she heard him say "cut" after the money shot...

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