FML : Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit...

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By perfectmoment / Saturday 10 October 2009 22:22 / Canada

Intimacy

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By clockworkrainbow | 3

#614340 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:27

Forget about your birthday? Oh well, I'd still enjoy the party.

By Trippyfalla | 0

#614331 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

haha hey op it can still go the way you wanted it to ;)

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By Unregistered | 0

#614325 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:23

OMG FIRST

Oxy_Moron | 0

#614330 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

way to make the best of it lol

fringle | 0

#614389 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:40

whoa.. a while ago the first comment was "OMG FIRST!" now its "hahahahaha"

Zhejan | 0

#614439 - Sunday 11 October 2009 2:03

I know someone who can suck their own penis

cackle | 0

#614647 - Sunday 11 October 2009 4:24

not really an fml, a "good memories" kinda thing lol.

renaet | 0

#614687 - Sunday 11 October 2009 4:50

Wow why wouldn't you just bring the outfit with you? o_o

godsrightnutsack | 0

#614839 - Sunday 11 October 2009 7:02

well that is awkward.

By supercu96 | 0

#614329 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

ahahah isnt that a good thing?

second btw

By Trippyfalla | 0

#614331 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

haha hey op it can still go the way you wanted it to ;)

By giganticbrain | 0

#614334 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

You're a fucking idiot.

By fringle | 0

#614337 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:26

LOL that's the first fml I've seen without an FML at the end.

guilty4associate | 0

#614341 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:27

you're right.
what the fuck?

supercu96 | 0

#614358 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:30

#6 maybe it got a little intense at night.................................

null_fml | 11

#614377 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:36

Wow, I didn't even notice that. But I'm sure the moderators will fix it. (And then people will come along and reply to you calling you a dumbass and saying "of course it ends in FML!")

youreanidiot | 0

#614379 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:37

fail on the part of the people moderating the FMLs... you're supposed to deny these.

fringle | 0

#614399 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:44

you're welcome. wow ive never met an fml staff hehhe :)

IamSpartacus | 0

#616095 - Sunday 11 October 2009 23:29

of course it ends in FML!

rhettandlink | 4

#6272834 - Saturday 25 April 2015 16:00

It does

By clockworkrainbow | 3

#614340 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:27

Forget about your birthday? Oh well, I'd still enjoy the party.

By j424 | 0

#614370 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:33

ydi.

falconpunch125 | 0

#615591 - Sunday 11 October 2009 18:17

Why did she deserve it dick head?

j424 | 0

#615738 - Sunday 11 October 2009 20:16

for wearing an unoriginal costume.

Pandasaur | 0

#616205 - Monday 12 October 2009 0:28

If most guys saw their girlfriends in something sexy, originality totally wouldn't matter... especially when it's going to be taken off, anyway. :]

By dun_dun_dun | 0

#614376 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:36

OP is only 14 and drives?

Starchild21 | 3

#614385 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:39

Where the hell did you see 14?

But I as much as this is an FML, I woulda had to beg my ex when I was with her to get kinky like that. OP has a lucky bf.

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dun_dun_dun | 0

#614393 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:43

I looked at her profile.

null_fml | 11

#614467 - Sunday 11 October 2009 2:18

Good on ya for checking, but her profile says "I also share this account with my older sister."
Or maybe she just added that as soon as you wrote your comment. Who knows?

null_fml | 11

#614527 - Sunday 11 October 2009 3:00

Relax, dude. Nobody straight-up accused you of anything. And you can't blame us for being suspicious of it when there are so many fake FMLs out there.

But personally if an OP replies I'm a lot more likely to believe it.

By MiddleChild08 | 0

#614382 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:38

Well, it's October. Tell them you found out about it and thought it was a costume party...

By fringle | 0

#614391 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:42

oh they changed it now.
EDIT um this meant to be a reply to #6

null_fml | 11

#614766 - Sunday 11 October 2009 6:11

Yeah, but you're replying to #17... your post that told her it was changed was #18... :P

EDIT: Hey, where did Didi's post go? This site is getting more and more inconsistent with the comments...