Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter...

By GD - 21/2/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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By CanadAssassiN | 0

#5025 - Sunday 22 February 2009 1:00

Oh my gosh, that's horrible. That's makes me want to cry... I hope you feel better... i~i

By bobdole | 0

#5027 - Sunday 22 February 2009 1:02

guys can be dicks, but we are always thinking ahead. hahaha

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By CanadAssassiN | 0

#5025 - Sunday 22 February 2009 1:00

Oh my gosh, that's horrible. That's makes me want to cry... I hope you feel better... i~i

ManlyDunsparce | 3

#3921391 - Sunday 22 January 2012 2:27

An assassin that cries? You must be a shitty assassin.
-stabs politician to death while crying- I'm so sorry! The pay is so good I couldn't refuse!

Zangetsu67 | 5

#4675274 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 7:20

(V) (;,,;) (V)

hashshim | 21

#5594657 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 21:46

what the hell are you making a zoidberg emoticon for?

Wingman527 | 22

#6049970 - Thursday 28 August 2014 0:17

Zoidberg is awesome!!

By bobdole | 0

#5027 - Sunday 22 February 2009 1:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

YDIGuy | 0

#987995 - Monday 3 May 2010 17:35

#3 were also always thinking of head ;)

Bear_Flu | 0

#1038148 - Monday 21 June 2010 17:51

^^^ lol

ky765 | 0

#2499618 - Friday 13 May 2011 0:13

amazing

By holynemesis1208 | 3

#5029 - Sunday 22 February 2009 1:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

tesuan | 0

#2049511 - Saturday 5 February 2011 21:12

no he's not he's effin hilarious

keeks46 | 12

#3695552 - Wednesday 7 December 2011 4:28

4- I agree. He's a bastard.

By thefauxjew | 0

#5034 - Sunday 22 February 2009 1:05

wow...that dude is a dick.

By sensual_kidney | 0

#5043 - Sunday 22 February 2009 1:21

wow... I feel horrible about laughing at the irony of that situation... You're ex sounds like a dick, good thing you broke up with him anyway. Call me :)