Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of our differing skin tones. The contrast weirds him out during sex. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
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Glowworm56 27
As Shel Silverstein once stated in a poem: Red, black or orange, Yellow or white, We all look the same When we turn off the light.
WeirdUS 30
Sorry to hear he’s an asshole I don’t know what he expected.
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Comments (24)
Tripartita 45
Mmmm, Diet Racism™
David Horgan 8
because being attracted to a certain skin color is racist in 2017. oh ya, it is....
SneezyBear 27
Couldn't it be possible that he's autistic or has some kind of anxiety disorder which makes him obsessive about keeping certain colours separate? Some people can only eat food after they've separated all the colours... I'd imagine it's at least plausible some of those people might find it difficult to deal with colour-contrasting sex...? Lol
RichardPencil 32
That’s not the real reason he dumped you. You could have just had s
RichardPencil 32
Sex in the dark, just like normal people.
azouwa 26
Everyone makes mistakes. Sometimes, if we're lucky, karma let's us watch. Grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch him learn he lost a good one.
WeirdUS 30
Sorry to hear he’s an asshole I don’t know what he expected.
Glowworm56 27
As Shel Silverstein once stated in a poem: Red, black or orange, Yellow or white, We all look the same When we turn off the light.
RockPrincess26 16
"That's racist." *bell dings*
Mynxie 26
How is that racist?
RockPrincess26 16
"Different skin tones." "Contrasts." "Freaks him out." Only a retard wouldn't see racism.
David Horgan 8
Because personal attraction to certain skin colors is racist
SneezyBear 27
Huh, my first thought was some sort of OCD or autism or something where certain contrasts cause anxiety. (Like in The Imitation Game, where Benedict Cumberbatch's character is obsessive about separating the green (peas) from the orange (carrots) 'They musn't touch!')
missunknowno9 8
46 people think she deserves it? Wtf.
Lobby_Bee 18
So, just don't have sex with each other anymore. Problem solved.
ThexFroggyGirl 21
The hell? Our contrasting skin tones were a lovely sight when I first slept with my boyfriend. It's such a beautiful thing. <3
Mynxie 26
And so? Sure he was a bit rude but if someone is not attracted to you physical, that's ok. At least he was being honest with you.