Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
devildog562
| 33
Go to Mexico say no to proposal. Have fun. Then run.
By
Dro23
| 10
I say you run, run as fast as you can. That's scary.
COMMENTS
By
devildog562
| 33
Go to Mexico say no to proposal. Have fun. Then run.
Reply
fleur_de_fevrier_fml
| 22
It's a great idea #2. OP should totally go abroad alone with some pyscho.
Reply
devildog562
| 33
Who said take him . International tickets have your name and its your passport . I said go to Mexico and say no to the proposal.
Reply
fleur_de_fevrier_fml
| 22
How is she going to go without him unnoticed if:
1/ he’s got the ticket
2/ he’ll be on the same plane
She is way better off running away from that guy as fast as possible
1/ he’s got the ticket
2/ he’ll be on the same plane
She is way better off running away from that guy as fast as possible
Reply
FluffyPandas156
| 13
I think #13 meant that OP should go to the honeymoon with her bf. Then say no to the proposal.
Reply
devildog562
| 33
I think trying to explain this is a lost cause. Fly a little more and you'll understand the steps involved and how to change dates and or flights etc.
Reply
fleur_de_fevrier_fml
| 22
Aha #33, I fly in average 5 to 6 times a year. If you know anything about changing flight schedule, you should know that it’s first of all not always possible, it’s might be a nun-refundable, non-changeable flight, secondly, if it’s possible, it’s usually quite costly.
#24 I wonder how OP could have fun on holidays with a guy she is totally creeped out by.
#24 I wonder how OP could have fun on holidays with a guy she is totally creeped out by.
Reply
FluffyPandas156
| 13
I can fly for free, Due to my father working with Alaska Airlines. so I don't really have a problem. Op didn't say anything about being creeped out.
Reply
Invisigirl
| 7
#38 I'm with you on that one. OP called him her "boyfriend", not a term I'd use for someone too creepy to feel safe alone with.
Reply
dalzuga
| 3
i don't think the FML says he proposed
Reply
fleur_de_fevrier_fml
| 22
I guess the fact that her story is on FML must mean that she found his present really sweet...
By
Dro23
| 10
I say you run, run as fast as you can. That's scary.
Reply
Adeptus_Astartes
| 22
No, thats not enough, you have to switch counties and become a buddhist nun, swearing a life of silence and fealty. It may be a bit drastic, but it is the only way to never be found.
Reply
theawkwardlife
| 21
The scary part is going to Mexico with someone you know for 2 weeks. The "honeymoon" was pretty obviously a joke.
Reply
AnOriginalName
| 19
3, I'm pretty sure a plane will get her to Mexico faster than running will, though.
By
ahippienamedrae
| 10
Time for an intervention.
Reply
IDontKnow10101
| 14
I don't think you can intervene crazy.
By
ItsAUnicorn
| 27
Get out as soon as you can. Trust me. RUN!!
Reply
Nexpecto
| 28
not before spending some quality sun time in Mexico!
By
FmyL6
| 19
I would run... FAR away.
By
comedybreak
| 20
Marry him, then run.
Reply
FluffyPandas156
| 13
What type of person would waste someone else's time by marrying them, and then goes off and never comee back.
Reply
kerstileann
| 26
yeah! invest a lot of time, legally bind you to him, commit yourself for the process and than run! its that simple! oh wait, its stupid.
he could find her easier if they're married anyways and who the hell wants to get married after 2 weeks?!
he could find her easier if they're married anyways and who the hell wants to get married after 2 weeks?!
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
Yeah, what do you think this is? A romantic comedy?
Reply
pandalover69
| 26
Why waste the time and money? I'm guessing you put absolutely no thought into that comment. Think before you post.
Reply
foxwasalamb
| 24
pandalover, have you met fluffypandas yet? i think youll get along great
By
fleur_de_fevrier_fml
| 22
How crazy people like that get dates in the first place is beyond me...
Reply
ahippienamedrae
| 10
Because they come off as being normal, and then the crazy comes out.
Reply
kerstileann
| 26
chloroform and stockholm?
Reply
fsomelife
| 26
Chloroholm and stockform.
By
Narayan96
| 13
Just leave without saying a word.
By
FmyL6
| 19
Far.
By
MrConcise
| 34
Perhaps to Mexico. Or over the moon. He'd never check either.