By fishtacos - 01/12/2014 03:32 - United States - Fontana
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Buy him XS condoms for Christmas and say "they were all out of S but these probably fit you better" ;)
I can't help but find it hilarious your user name is fish tacos. Too relevant..
I understand maybe you smell weird to him, but couldn't he have just told you instead of wasting your birthday present on something like that?