By fishtacos - 01/12/2014 03:32 - United States - Fontana

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes for my birthday so I could, "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML
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eyebrowzzz 21

Buy him XS condoms for Christmas and say "they were all out of S but these probably fit you better" ;)

Raxal 21

One can only wonder what he'll buy you for Christmas...

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cheap skate!

incoherentrmblr 21

"Look what ya did ya little jerk..." - Uncle Frank (Home Alone)...

Raxal 21

One can only wonder what he'll buy you for Christmas...

A Vagisil gift set?

emile_heskey 11

A dick in a box

Are you dating Al Pacino from a "Scent of a Woman"?

That is an awful gift

Could be followed up by him going down on her though ;)

Isn't that normally what the girl gives the guy for his bday?

Not unless he has a vagina.

It's the thought that counts...right?

eyebrowzzz 21

Buy him XS condoms for Christmas and say "they were all out of S but these probably fit you better" ;)

Except that that won't work if he doesn't have a small one. Then she'll only look stupid.

16- that joke just went right over your head

I would say low blow, but I don't think there will be any blowing in that relationship for a while :o

That's an ego killer right there

Fr0gs 15

They only come in normal and magnum where i live

23lf 16

Where you living? Africa?

There are NO condom sizes people! Condoms are quite stretchable so they fit pretty much any peg!

Let's just hope he had a sense of humor lol

I can't help but find it hilarious your user name is fish tacos. Too relevant..

AnOriginalName 19

I thought she created the user name specifically for the FML... Might the world ever know the truth?

If you're not signed in to your account when you submit an FML it lets you pick any name you want.

cleanliness is next to godliness

ileenefudge 29

I read that in Spongebob Squarepants's voice.

"No, this is Patrick."

I can honestly say I have never watched sponge Bob and have no idea what your talking about lol

cadillacgal79 32

I read that in Ms. Kay's voice from duck dynasty.

patwo8 14

Wow

DenBriZel 31

I understand maybe you smell weird to him, but couldn't he have just told you instead of wasting your birthday present on something like that?

PhantomFollower 20

"Hey, I'm bored. Let't wash your lady-bits!"

DenBriZel 31

I know it would obviously make her upset no matter what but seriously, it's fucked up to make it her birthday present.

PhantomFollower 20

Agreed. Pretty mean and inappropriate.