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Buy him XS condoms for Christmas and say "they were all out of S but these probably fit you better" ;)

One can only wonder what he'll buy you for Christmas...

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cheap skate!

"Look what ya did ya little jerk..." - Uncle Frank (Home Alone)...

One can only wonder what he'll buy you for Christmas...

A Vagisil gift set?

A dick in a box

Are you dating Al Pacino from a "Scent of a Woman"?

That is an awful gift

Could be followed up by him going down on her though ;)

Isn't that normally what the girl gives the guy for his bday?

Not unless he has a vagina.

It's the thought that counts...right?

Buy him XS condoms for Christmas and say "they were all out of S but these probably fit you better" ;)

Except that that won't work if he doesn't have a small one. Then she'll only look stupid.

16- that joke just went right over your head

I would say low blow, but I don't think there will be any blowing in that relationship for a while :o

That's an ego killer right there

They only come in normal and magnum where i live

Where you living? Africa?

There are NO condom sizes people! Condoms are quite stretchable so they fit pretty much any peg!

Let's just hope he had a sense of humor lol

I can't help but find it hilarious your user name is fish tacos. Too relevant..

I thought she created the user name specifically for the FML... Might the world ever know the truth?

If you're not signed in to your account when you submit an FML it lets you pick any name you want.

cleanliness is next to godliness

I read that in Spongebob Squarepants's voice.

"No, this is Patrick."

I can honestly say I have never watched sponge Bob and have no idea what your talking about lol

I read that in Ms. Kay's voice from duck dynasty.

I understand maybe you smell weird to him, but couldn't he have just told you instead of wasting your birthday present on something like that?

"Hey, I'm bored. Let't wash your lady-bits!"

I know it would obviously make her upset no matter what but seriously, it's fucked up to make it her birthday present.

Agreed. Pretty mean and inappropriate.