By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow
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Jerk! You should buy him a bra and say "I think it might be too small because your manboobs have gotten huge. "
I think your New Years resolution should be to get rid of that insensitive jerk this year!
Get him some XS condoms and say "I know these will be too big but they were the smallest they had"
I cant even...... Best revenge? Somehow exercise lots for one year and get to a size 4 while secretly sending him fattening food like cake and fast food etc. Then do the same to him.>:D opps you are too fat for me now ;D
Haha okay!!Looking back,I did realised how unrealistic my comment was because 1.)the money used for petty revenge could be put into other more useful stuff like new clothes etc. 2.)In one year time,OP probably wouldnt give a shit about revenge. 3.)I probably wouldnot be motivated to lose that much weight just for an ex. Yes yes,I did forgot about cultural difference because I personally am a size 4 (I think.Based on google.) and most of the girls here are like 45kg max.(Thats around 99pounds) Whereas size 4 is considered healthy and anything above that could be considered on the overweight size for Asians,it does not match the bone structure of Caucasians.Pictures of size 4 Caucasians I looked up in google looked extremely anorexic,like a walking skeleton. So yes,I do apologise for posting without actual thought whatsoever.
Buy him a set of crayons and tell him he's right, he can't be with you anymore. What a childish ass....