Today, my boyfriend asked me to talk dirty in bed for him, and my brain went blank and I panicked. I couldn't think of what to say so I suddenly blurted out, "Do whatever you want with my body. Treat it like a corpse!" He laughed his head off and I died a little inside. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
GhostFox
| 33
At least he didn't say that he wants to you imitate a corpse in response. That'd be decidedly creepier than brain to mouth filter blooper.
By
RichardPencil
| 27
Way to kill the mood! Literally.
Comments
By
GhostFox
| 33
At least he didn't say that he wants to you imitate a corpse in response. That'd be decidedly creepier than brain to mouth filter blooper.
By
kibster9
| 20
Are into necrophylia?
Reply
kibster9
| 20
Sorry, necrophilia**
By
RichardPencil
| 27
Way to kill the mood! Literally.
By
squizzlebee
| 19
At least he found it amusing!
By
TheyCallMeDamien
| 17
No more dirty talk for you.
FYI it's better to show than talk.
FYI it's better to show than talk.
By
142asdfqq
| 14
Pun intended?
By
KATLDVL
| 7
ok not ideal, but keep trying. I had a girlfriend who was not confident and when i asked her to talk dirty she told me to tell her what to say and that she would say anything I wanted. So that's what we did--I'd say it and she'd repeat it in a sexy voice. It was great!
By
CamBen42
| 29
Maybe if you had died just a bit more inside when he laughed, your statement would have been more applicable!
By
BatBee
| 12
My hubby and essentially play dead body. ?
Basically he does what he wants and I act like a sex doll (he positions me etc). Give it a try! It's fun!
Basically he does what he wants and I act like a sex doll (he positions me etc). Give it a try! It's fun!
By
TheGermanCoon
| 3
Well, what did he do?