FML : Today, my boyfriend asked me to talk dirty in bed for him, and my brain went blank and I panicked. I couldn't think of what to say so I suddenly blurted...

Today, my boyfriend asked me to talk dirty in bed for him, and my brain went blank and I panicked. I couldn't think of what to say so I suddenly blurted out, "Do whatever you want with my body. Treat it like a corpse!" He laughed his head off and I died a little inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CorpseBride - / Tuesday 7 February 2017 04:00 / New Zealand - Auckland

Intimacy

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By GhostFox | 33

#7404261 - Saturday 4 February 2017 10:44

At least he didn't say that he wants to you imitate a corpse in response. That'd be decidedly creepier than brain to mouth filter blooper.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7405635 - Monday 6 February 2017 16:51

Way to kill the mood! Literally.

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By GhostFox | 33

#7404261 - Saturday 4 February 2017 10:44

At least he didn't say that he wants to you imitate a corpse in response. That'd be decidedly creepier than brain to mouth filter blooper.

By kibster9 | 20

#7405620 - Monday 6 February 2017 16:27

Are into necrophylia?

kibster9 | 20

#7405622 - Monday 6 February 2017 16:29

Sorry, necrophilia**

By RichardPencil | 27

#7405635 - Monday 6 February 2017 16:51

Way to kill the mood! Literally.

By squizzlebee | 19

#7405648 - Monday 6 February 2017 17:23

At least he found it amusing!

By TheyCallMeDamien | 17

#7405678 - Monday 6 February 2017 18:31

No more dirty talk for you.

FYI it's better to show than talk.

By 142asdfqq | 14

#7405753 - Monday 6 February 2017 20:47

Pun intended?

By KATLDVL | 5

#7405757 - Monday 6 February 2017 20:51

ok not ideal, but keep trying. I had a girlfriend who was not confident and when i asked her to talk dirty she told me to tell her what to say and that she would say anything I wanted. So that's what we did--I'd say it and she'd repeat it in a sexy voice. It was great!