At least he didn't say that he wants to you imitate a corpse in response. That'd be decidedly creepier than brain to mouth filter blooper.

Are into necrophylia?

Way to kill the mood! Literally.

At least he found it amusing!

No more dirty talk for you. FYI it's better to show than talk.

Pun intended?

ok not ideal, but keep trying. I had a girlfriend who was not confident and when i asked her to talk dirty she told me to tell her what to say and that she would say anything I wanted. So that's what we did--I'd say it and she'd repeat it in a sexy voice. It was great!

Maybe if you had died just a bit more inside when he laughed, your statement would have been more applicable!

My hubby and essentially play dead body. ? Basically he does what he wants and I act like a sex doll (he positions me etc). Give it a try! It's fun!

Well, what did he do?