By georgiahick - 30/12/2010 14:09

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 677
You deserved it 6 080

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Please tell me you're never going to have sex with him again if he's going to disrespect you like that. You should dump his ass. You deserve better.

If you haven't dumped him yet, I suggest doing so. Don't put up with that. If you do put up with that, then you deserve it! Stand up for yourself.

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LMFAO ahahahaha

FYL for being fugly. Just let him in through the back door. That way he won't have to look at your face.

At least he didn't break up with OP.

she could just take some polyjuice potion and look like someone else

I guess he could also *puts on shades* call you Russell YEAHH!

Lol this is fucking great but next time you should use is nutsack as a pinyada

OP - I bet that was just a bitchy reaction of your boy friend, to your dumb "how" question. You should know yourself how to spice bedroom life up and not to ask your boyfriend. FYL indeed.

haha it ok OP im sure he was kidding LAST ;D

Wow, you must really turn him on!

Hey maybe it is just a really kinky fetish. Like making a woman wear a pig mask.

ya, who knows the possibilities you could create with a paper bag and a sharpie!! :D

reminds me of the line in "I just had sex"

still counts xD

I just had sex, and it felt so good!

Hivemind.

Still counts!!!!

you should hire people with face masks to come into your house at night and pit a paper bag over his head(: and videotape it

Dude, your not funny. Like, at all.

dumbest thing I've hears... ever.. sorry hah

haha awesome suggestion. that should show him. kinky profile pic btw. blue undies ftw

Ur really not funny...

As a comeback you should wear the paper bag over your head... but with a picture of your face taped to the front. That's still an insult to yourself, as you're admitting your penis wilting ugliness. You lose no matter what.

or a pic of Justin beiber.

haha funny and I ur pic!!

Cut two little eye holes and a little hole for your mouth. You'd look like "The Unknown Comic" from the 80's.

brown bag??? scary movie???