FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when...

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 2 September 2009 09:20 / Canada

Intimacy

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By mohit88 | 0

#534294 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:32

So u think u can dance?...in the shower

By Aska_fml | 0

#534408 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 18:28

I really doubt that dancing naked would ever impress anyone. More like, make you laugh... :P

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By mastory96 | 0

#534084 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:22

... were you at least being safe? ;)

benny2465 | 0

#1492348 - Sunday 3 October 2010 18:25

2 immature? for trying to impress someone?

therealdavid | 0

#1984976 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 11:39

Yeah, cause what's more impressive than dancing in the shower.

By renegade_angel08 | 0

#534087 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:24

No offense but that's what happens when you shower with immature people. Kick your bf's ass!

T_Young96 | 13

#6110624 - Thursday 6 November 2014 0:18

Not to fun you are.. Have relationship you probably do not.

By Squirrellord911 | 0

#534094 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:26

definition of fail

By fungigiby7 | 0

#534102 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:30

UNSAFE SEX IS BAD AS YOU CAN SEEE YDI for playing around in the shower

By mohit88 | 0

#534294 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:32

So u think u can dance?...in the shower

By Aska_fml | 0

#534408 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 18:28

I really doubt that dancing naked would ever impress anyone. More like, make you laugh... :P

By themaintroll | 0

#534962 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 22:24

YDI for having a boyfriend who thinks he's a Jedi

T_Young96 | 13

#6110627 - Thursday 6 November 2014 0:19

Jedi he was not...

By mccaincracker | 6

#535039 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 23:04

Aha this 1 made my day... Fyl and his. It's be funny if he posted this fml from his point of view

By mastory96 | 0

#535225 - Thursday 3 September 2009 0:03

haha! I didn't even know I was first. that made my day.

XFlyingxPiranhaX | 0

#1081964 - Monday 12 July 2010 21:29

you're number 1!.......0.

By g33ktr0n | 0

#535252 - Thursday 3 September 2009 0:15

Lmao! FAIL!!

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