By Anonymous - Canada
  Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML
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Wild sex + Cactus over the bed = Painful Situation...but it doesn't say anywhere in the FML that you both stopped so you must have been doing something good if he was willing to get over the fact that he had a bunch of cactus needles in his face. lol

  hellbilly205  |  17

talk about a boner kill. Seriously haha. and this should be the guys fml, think about that he's the one that got a cactus to the face

Today, i was having sex with my girlfriend, and a cactus fell on me midway through. FML