He liked it.

Felt it, loved it, embraced it ;)

embraced it with his face

Hell yea

even took it in the face

look sharp, you just got yourself In a prickly situation. you might wanna start running and desert the place before be cactus up to you

wait till hes on top. that shelf my 'accidentally' break again.

He still finished so Im sure he doesn't care

Wild sex + Cactus over the bed = Painful Situation...but it doesn't say anywhere in the FML that you both stopped so you must have been doing something good if he was willing to get over the fact that he had a bunch of cactus needles in his face. lol

Ya gotta love a good cactus in the face.

I enjoy a good cocktus in the ass every now and then... more now than then...

talk about a boner kill. Seriously haha. and this should be the guys fml, think about that he's the one that got a cactus to the face

Today, i was having sex with my girlfriend, and a cactus fell on me midway through. FML

does anyone else notice the "cactus above bed" trend on FML?

He felt the burning sensation!

THIS IS THE TALE OF

HIS FACE, DAMNIT!!

at least the shelf didn't hit him as well

So in a way, you both copped it in the face that night. Moral of the story is, cacti are cockblockers!

who has shelves above the bed? that's bad news lol

Sticks and stones may break my bones but cactuses excite me.

She decided to do the poking this time.

Could have been worse, like a snowglobe.

ahhhh the first timessssss

I love how she said "favorite little cactus" as if she's more worried about the cactus rather than his face -.-

a cactus is bad feng shui in the bedroom...just thought id mention that fun fact.

Looks like he was fucked. HAHAHAHAHAHA

I would finish all over her bouncy boobs if I had a cactus on my face. My boner would not go away.

ouch! three-way with the cactus?

Why the hell was there a cactus above your bed. That's just asking for disaster.

Doesn't matter, had sex!

now a prick is in him

Not gay if it's a 3way

Facial penetration by cactus

She Put A Bag Over My Head.! XD

that's why you grab his man titties

thumbed up just cuz the pic LoL cant wait

WTF

that'll spike up his sex drive

while also killing his eyesight.

he'll always remember her that way.

At least it wasn't your favorite brick.

..and if he wasin't a prick earlier.. he is now.

ouch that hurts for sure

I can think of some worse places...

yea, it could of hit his snow globes

poor plant :/

I bet the cactus was jealous you were getting some and he wasn't!

that may be one of the dumbest things I've ever read!

I bet it wasn't.

on this site that is on my top most stupid comments ever made

ok all of you are seriously such dipshits. ever heard of sarcasm?

128- What exactly is owling?

bed, not head.

owling is when you do the same thing as planking, but you sit in a perch like an owl.

thts the stupidess shit I've ever heard

Regardless of you being sarcastic, it wasn't funny.

Not quite the smartest in the family.

At least it wasn't on his groin.

Sleeping fatty?

your picture is of drooling patrick, your the ultimate fatty

snorlax

good job

He likes his pleasure laced with pain. And cacti.

Pop goes his penis!