By ouchhhh - 20/07/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try something new in bed. He blindfolded me and I felt something cold on my lady parts. 5 seconds later it started burning so I looked. He decided to use toothpaste because he couldn't find chocolate sauce to lick off. It hurts to pee. FML
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Your boyfriend is an idiot. (P.S. You probably shouldn't put chocolate sauce on your lady parts either.)

Vagina dentata is a myth — you don’t need dental hygiene down there.

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At least your minty fresh now?!

Your - your; you’re- you are

there, their, they're... it'll be ok.

there, their, they're... it'll be ok.

Your boyfriend is an idiot. (P.S. You probably shouldn't put chocolate sauce on your lady parts either.)

And who the heck would even WANT to lick off toothpaste, anyway?

It's fine... you can literally buy body chocolate. And any chocolate would be fine anyway lol.

Vagina dentata is a myth — you don’t need dental hygiene down there.

Oh I thought vaginas had teeth...

Oh I thought vaginas had teeth...

Oh I thought vaginas had teeth...

Nobody old enough to have sex, should be this fucking stupid.

Plot twist: they're NOT old enough to have sex

Mint queefs. Sounds like a new candy.

Multitasking at its best: He brushed his teeth while doing the deed and pleasuring you. -at least for a brief while.

that dumbass does realize toothpaste is basically a weak acid right

I'm just glad he didn't "spice it up" by using chili....regardless, ladies, please have some open communication with your man when you decide to try new things to discuss the various in's and out's (pun intended) of your vagina, i.e What can go in/on top and what can't.

Mungolikecandy 19

You must have had a severe reaction or have some form of prescription toothpaste for that to happen. If it was deep heat or something similar I could believe it.