Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mix it up and find a good place outdoors to have fun. After an hour of climbing up a rocky mountainside to a completely isolated clearing, out of the way of any hiking path, he was still so paranoid that he finished within 20 seconds. FML
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Tripartita
| 44
Then a nearby game of hide and seek breaks out, adding to the confusion when the seeker shouts, "ready or not, here I come!"
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Weymere
| 11
That sounds like a rocky start to a good time
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Weymere
| 11
That sounds like a rocky start to a good time
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sherri_baby88
| 35
More like a rocky start to an underwhelming time. :-/
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cootiequeen4444
| 11
whoosh. while it's not kosher to explain jokes I will explain anyways.. for educational purposes. nah just kidding. I'm not that pompous. I just know I like things explained to me when I'm confused or mistaken so why not? it was a pun joke thing. a rocky start like a shaky aka not very good start to a good time. thus a rocky start to an underwhelming time wouldn't even make sense using the same context (saying ? idiom? idk.)
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AirBusDriver
| 23
Come again?
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cootiequeen4444
| 11
this is a sorely underrated comment.
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Tripartita
| 44
Then a nearby game of hide and seek breaks out, adding to the confusion when the seeker shouts, "ready or not, here I come!"
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cuz803
| 39
I give an absolute fuck about your FML profile :)
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rhyspiecesno8
| 18
I mean I'm not gay but the comments you make almost make me become gay. And that's why I'll give you a fuck
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toolazytotype99
| 18
A bumpy start and a quick finish. Never good for outdoor fun
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crudeandrudeguy
| 29
Sounds like a pathetic excuse for a premature ejaculator...
Not that I would know anything at all about premature ejaculation. I promise...
Not that I would know anything at all about premature ejaculation. I promise...
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Dodge4x4Ram
| 46
I did that in the mountains of Alaska & we got caught by dogs from a hiker. good times.
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Taco The Dank
| 27
How cold was it up there?
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TheLadyOpal
| 30
An isolated clearing is still technically out in the open, so I think I can understand why he still felt exposed. Don't be too tough on him and hopefully you'll both be able to give it another shot someday soon.
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okaydisarray
| 17
I'd be paranoid too. Bears? Snakes? Mountain lions?
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Germanicusii
| 2
Oh my
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Lalala579121
| 27
And worst of all, boy scouts.
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barlos88
| 19
Should have made him go down on you after. While sex outdoors is awesome, there is nothing quite like a little oral with a view
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EmperorChowilio
| 21
Asked! Not made. Important difference
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Odin1624
| 12
That's shitty, fyl