By cannotexplain - 04/10/2016 14:43 - Australia

Today my boyfriend and I broke up. It was a mutual decision but I was curious as to what he thought went wrong. "I was just never sure if you brushed your teeth regularly." He cheated on me twice. FML
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It's okay, you weren't the unclean one in this case.

Yes, because bad breath is totally a valid reason to cheat on someone. Please never date anyone, #3. If they wake up with bed hair you might kill them, if your sense of justification is that messed up. God forbid humans occasionally be messy or have odors.

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It's okay, you weren't the unclean one in this case.

Twice? If you had skunky breath, he probably strayed into the arms of a fresh-mouthed women more often.

Yes, because bad breath is totally a valid reason to cheat on someone. Please never date anyone, #3. If they wake up with bed hair you might kill them, if your sense of justification is that messed up. God forbid humans occasionally be messy or have odors.

Trust me Richard, the kids on here don't want the truth.

Pretty sure it was a joke.

He cheats on you so you make out with him using your super garlic death breath power. genius.

You really should have broken up with him the first time he cheated on you, no should have to put up with that shit.

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

I dated a girl with yellow teeth once... Ugh!!! Personal hygiene > fidelity

that's why u never date dentists

I've seen this exact same post somewhere else...

When he cheated twice, was it once in the morning and once at night?

Oh thats good stuff. lol baahahahah youre an asshole but that was hilarious

Well at least hes out of youre life now but lesson letarned. you dont forgive a cheater that shows them they can walk on you and they will. GL in the future OP