By cannotexplain - 4/10/2016 14:43 - Australia
Today my boyfriend and I broke up. It was a mutual decision but I was curious as to what he thought went wrong. "I was just never sure if you brushed your teeth regularly." He cheated on me twice. FML
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By  LyricaSilvan  |  29

Yes, because bad breath is totally a valid reason to cheat on someone.

Please never date anyone, #3. If they wake up with bed hair you might kill them, if your sense of justification is that messed up. God forbid humans occasionally be messy or have odors.

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  LyricaSilvan  |  29

Yes, because bad breath is totally a valid reason to cheat on someone.

Please never date anyone, #3. If they wake up with bed hair you might kill them, if your sense of justification is that messed up. God forbid humans occasionally be messy or have odors.