FML : Today, my boss had a lengthy and obnoxiously egocentric conversation with a colleague. After she left across the office, I stood up, looked over at my...

Today, my boss had a lengthy and obnoxiously egocentric conversation with a colleague. After she left across the office, I stood up, looked over at my colleague, and made a sarcastic "shooting myself in the head" gesture. I saw my boss staring at me over a cubicle wall as I turned around. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bademployee - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:16 / United States - Portland

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By Pwib | 14

#6036120 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:25

Boom, headshot.

By Marie54321 | 19

#6036121 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:25

I bet you wished you had a real gun after you got caught

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By Pwib | 14

#6036120 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:25

Boom, headshot.

ChaCerCam | 14

#6036128 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:28

can first comment not always just be two words...

ChaCerCam | 14

#6036135 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:32

why does first comment always have to be two worded and not even funny?

23lf | 16

#6036143 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:35

'Cause the first comments actually cares about being first comment, not about being funny.

Almost_Positive | 18

#6036149 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:38

It didn't make any sense either

MiracleJuice | 9

#6036198 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 9:14

At least this comment was relevant, and I thought it was mildly funny personally.

sjbartholome | 14

#6036341 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 14:16

#13 I didn't realize there was a special magical arbitrary requirement that the first comment had to be funny. I personally believe that all comments should make sense and yours fails to do that.

MissSatan | 16

#6036364 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 15:23

Does everyone seriously not recognize the League quote?

Memma_fml | 14

#6036649 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 20:41

Well...I thought it was funny.

Akumie | 6

#6036838 - Thursday 14 August 2014 1:19

I thought it was a TF2 refrence

Pwib | 14

#6037120 - Thursday 14 August 2014 8:58

Alas, it was neither a TF2, nor League reference.

By Marie54321 | 19

#6036121 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:25

I bet you wished you had a real gun after you got caught

Almost_Positive | 18

#6036150 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:40

To do what exactly
:o

purplebabytacos1 | 14

#6036165 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 8:03

27, there are a lot of key factors that play a role. For starters, her sexual orientation and marital status.

MissStephanie | 10

#6036210 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 10:04

You don't get out much huh 34

Soviet_American | 29

#6036215 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 10:15

More like a time machine had been invented

feven | 32

#6036356 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 14:53

34 Its true the majority of adults are straight, but I still don't get why you would think its okay to risk your job status just to get out of trouble...

sometimessam | 16

#6036990 - Thursday 14 August 2014 5:27

Yeah, that's a good plan. It will totally get you out of trouble and everything.

Marie54321 | 19

#6038145 - Friday 15 August 2014 9:38

No one needs your sass #66

By ChaCerCam | 14

#6036122 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:26

Hopefully you are a good at what you do and in a position where he can't fire you. Good luck with that OP.

Almost_Positive | 18

#6036156 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:45

It's not very legal to be fired for something like that.. Op's boss can probably give him a hard time, though

Respect101 | 17

#6036319 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 13:25

I know it's different for every country, but in the US the bosses can fire you for little to no reason legally. Your next job would ask you for a reason to why you got fired, but if you don't have one they might just call your old place and ask what happened.

sjbartholome | 14

#6036343 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 14:19

Previous employers are not allowed to discuss why they fired their employees. They can only discuss things like length of employment and starting/ending pay.

enddmd | 27

#6036374 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 15:49

#49 they can lay you off but shaking unemployment benefits is near impossible if the employee wasn't absolutely dangerous, so many employers find it more financially logical to keep the employee (and usually urge them to quit, therefore severing their shot at unemployment claims).

StupidMonkey497 | 16

#6037057 - Thursday 14 August 2014 7:44

#26 Third buried comment on this FML smh

By Broadway_Vayne | 32

#6036123 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:26

Definite ydi. Hopefully you don't have a running record of doing similar things behind your boss's back.

fsomelife | 26

#6036186 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 8:35

To be fair, this time didn't end up being behind her back. So if the others WERE behind her back, why hope he doesn't have a record of doing that?

By AHandsomeCookie | 4

#6036124 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:27

That must have been quite boring considering that you forgot to check of she had actually left.

By crissalove | 22

#6036125 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:27

You better hope your boss really likes you!

By crackz12 | 10

#6036126 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:27

suicides no joke motha fucka

Almost_Positive | 18

#6036155 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:42

ಠ_ಠ

_FML_Austin_ | 12

#6036225 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 10:57

Rip thread. It lived a short an obnoxious life, may it never be in our memories.

By knippy | 9

#6036131 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:30

Ydi, shouldn't have done that at all, let alone done that without checking to see if your boss was gone yet. Hopefully she has some kind of sense of humor and let's you keep your job...

By jellybeens_fml | 16

#6036132 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:31

Yeah maybe she saw it?? Don't know how you can hear a hand gesture.

By mom_of_5 | 10

#6036134 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:31

Sounds like you have a shotty work ethic. Maybe it's time to glock down your priorities and determine if your in the right line of work, or if it's reached a hollow point.