By sexytime - 02/09/2009 06:33 - United States

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Today, my best friend who I've had serious feelings for for over a year decided to tell everyone that he hasn't gotten laid in almost 2 years. When I told him that he was lying, he responded with "No, I'm not. Who could I possibly have slept with?" We hooked up 6 months ago. 3 times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 719
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maybe there's the chance that he was protecting your privacy (you didn't specify if you said what you said in public)

I agree with #1, when you say "decided to tell everyone" it makes it sound like you were in a big group of people. So the logical conclusion is that he didn't want to admit to sleeping with you. Because he's ashamed or he actually does like you, we'll never know. By the way, why would you only "hook up" with him if you have serious feelings for him? He probably just sees you as a friend with benefits now.

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maybe there's the chance that he was protecting your privacy (you didn't specify if you said what you said in public)

Or he was just a douchebag... Been there. =/

He's right. You don't really count. Getting laid means having sex with a real girl. Relieving yourself in a cum dumpster doesn't count. You're just his holler-back girl.

I agree with #1, when you say "decided to tell everyone" it makes it sound like you were in a big group of people. So the logical conclusion is that he didn't want to admit to sleeping with you. Because he's ashamed or he actually does like you, we'll never know. By the way, why would you only "hook up" with him if you have serious feelings for him? He probably just sees you as a friend with benefits now.

You should take a better care of you boyfriend.

FAIL! haha. Well, maybe next time you sleep with someone you like you should make it memorable. Pull hair, Slap, Scream at the top of your lungs, whatever you can think of that wont let him forget you.

YDI for yelling your friend to wear a Clay Aiken mask while making out with him.

Ur friend is a douche.

alcohol maybe?

I was wondering that.

lol. well you totally deserve it for sleeping with him (without commitment) when he's your best friend and you have serious feelings for him. you're just a booty call to him.... and apparently not a memorable one. i doubt that he was protecting your feelings. i think he just forgot - or that it didnt count. maybe dont be so easy - and dont delude urself. sorry to sound harsh but hey, YDI.

You're retarded.

Either you need some practice, or yeah he doesn't want to mention that in front of a group of people.