Today, my best friend and roommate has decided to "stop being controlled by society" while at home. This involves him walking around naked, masturbating whenever he wants, and not cleaning up his guys. I've stepped in it three times already. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 31
Punch him in the face every time you catch him jerking off. If he complains, tell him society no longer controls you.
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real life problems
| 26
Society has nothing to do with having some self control and not being a disgusting slob. That's just an excuse to be a lazy shitbag
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BurnInDemonFire
| 31
Punch him in the face every time you catch him jerking off. If he complains, tell him society no longer controls you.
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Charlie Given
| 23
Go take a shit in his bed then put the covers up when he bitchs about it how e him the same loser ass excuse that'll teach him.🤔😈
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RichardPencil
| 30
Society has a way of getting rebels to come around.
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julfunky
| 29
So society was the only thing that made him clean up his jizz?
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Ew.
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Ew.
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wHSKitty
| 11
I’m ithink OP said that he “didn’t” clean it up...
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real life problems
| 26
Society has nothing to do with having some self control and not being a disgusting slob. That's just an excuse to be a lazy shitbag
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thatslifeiguess7
| 16
911 Time for a 72 hour hold
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RichardPencil
| 30
Tell him he’s a hypocrite because society forces him to stay home and masturbate. If he were truly free, he’d go out and stick his dick into any hole he liked.
Then, you’ll have the place to yourself, jizz-free.
Then, you’ll have the place to yourself, jizz-free.
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Abbusser
| 9
How can you be sure it was his?
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Mungolikecandy
| 19
Sounds like your best friend is having some form of breakdown.
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Dragonmastergod
| 14
pour honey on his bed so he has to live with something sticky