FML : Today, my best friend and roommate has decided to "stop being controlled by society" while at home. This involves him walking around naked, masturbating...

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Today, my best friend and roommate has decided to "stop being controlled by society" while at home. This involves him walking around naked, masturbating whenever he wants, and not cleaning up his guys. I've stepped in it three times already. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sticky floor - / Friday 27 July 2018 05:00 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 23

#7659399 - Tuesday 10 July 2018 18:04

Punch him in the face every time you catch him jerking off. If he complains, tell him society no longer controls you.

By real life problems | 26

#7666573 - Friday 27 July 2018 5:37

Society has nothing to do with having some self control and not being a disgusting slob. That's just an excuse to be a lazy shitbag

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By BurnInDemonFire | 23

#7659399 - Tuesday 10 July 2018 18:04

Punch him in the face every time you catch him jerking off. If he complains, tell him society no longer controls you.

By Charlie Given | 18

#7666565 - Friday 27 July 2018 5:13

Go take a shit in his bed then put the covers up when he bitchs about it how e him the same loser ass excuse that'll teach him.🤔😈

By RichardPencil | 25

#7666567 - Friday 27 July 2018 5:17

Society has a way of getting rebels to come around.

By julfunky | 25

#7666570 - Friday 27 July 2018 5:24

So society was the only thing that made him clean up his jizz?
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Ew.

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wHSKitty | 11

#7666826 - Friday 27 July 2018 18:49

I’m ithink OP said that he “didn’t” clean it up...

By real life problems | 26

#7666573 - Friday 27 July 2018 5:37

Society has nothing to do with having some self control and not being a disgusting slob. That's just an excuse to be a lazy shitbag

By thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7666574 - Friday 27 July 2018 5:43

911 Time for a 72 hour hold

By RichardPencil | 25

#7666575 - Friday 27 July 2018 5:57

Tell him he’s a hypocrite because society forces him to stay home and masturbate. If he were truly free, he’d go out and stick his dick into any hole he liked.

Then, you’ll have the place to yourself, jizz-free.

By Abbusser | 6

#7666578 - Friday 27 July 2018 6:27

How can you be sure it was his?

By Mungolikecandy | 14

#7666584 - Friday 27 July 2018 7:12

Sounds like your best friend is having some form of breakdown.

By Dragonmastergod | 14

#7666593 - Friday 27 July 2018 8:50

pour honey on his bed so he has to live with something sticky

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