By Sticky floor - 27/7/2018 05:00
Today, my best friend and roommate has decided to "stop being controlled by society" while at home. This involves him walking around naked, masturbating whenever he wants, and not cleaning up his guys. I've stepped in it three times already. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

Tell him he’s a hypocrite because society forces him to stay home and masturbate. If he were truly free, he’d go out and stick his dick into any hole he liked.

Then, you’ll have the place to yourself, jizz-free.

By  Mungolikecandy  |  18

Sounds like your best friend is having some form of breakdown.