FML : Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him...

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Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him in. It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower. There's no way he didn't notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:41 / United States - Downey

Intimacy

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By JiggaJayZ | 16

#5474423 - Thursday 2 May 2013 0:28

He didn't ask to clean your pipes too did he?

By barlessprison | 16

#5474425 - Thursday 2 May 2013 0:28

Sounds like the start of a porno. Plumber arrives, you realize you don't have enough cash to pay him. You ask if there's another payment mode and voila, anal beads conveniently appear.

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By whos_ur_daddy1 | 19

#5474416 - Thursday 2 May 2013 0:27

Gross...

feelingold | 18

#5474471 - Thursday 2 May 2013 0:46

Don't worry, he was probably distracted by the 9-inch dildo you left in the toothbrush holder.

feelingold | 18

#5474508 - Thursday 2 May 2013 1:23

may god be with you

VioletLife | 18

#5474622 - Thursday 2 May 2013 4:09

Are you kidding me? So what if a complete stranger sees that? It's not like you have to face him everyday.

whos_ur_daddy1 | 19

#5474668 - Thursday 2 May 2013 4:50

Looks like 31 people think that it's not gross!

KittyWantMilk | 4

#5474690 - Thursday 2 May 2013 5:22

So far 6 people think you're gross though

feelingold | 18

#5474875 - Thursday 2 May 2013 9:50

Nah 89, we just think your desire to be #1 wasn't quite matched by your creative talents. But seriously - was it all that you hoped and dreamed?

SerendipityRose | 26

#5474943 - Thursday 2 May 2013 11:12

Oh, yeah... Totally gross. That's why I make sure to move mine whenever we have--- oh, uhhh... Yeah, nevermind. *discreet cough*

ositoakaluis | 16

#5475372 - Thursday 2 May 2013 17:53

isn't this how a porn scene starts?

wtffml1979 | 22

#5475984 - Friday 3 May 2013 3:25

That's what I was thinkin of

Bcfrmkc816 | 17

#5476023 - Friday 3 May 2013 3:57

Nice reply. Your good

7yzzFML | 17

#5479339 - Sunday 5 May 2013 14:35

@1 -_- how is it gross? Please do tell us. Especially considering she uses it in the SHOWER. Are you just some kind of prude, is that it?

brickson98 | 3

#5821626 - Thursday 9 January 2014 4:23

You. I like how you think

By alissa222 | 15

#5474419 - Thursday 2 May 2013 0:28

He's a plumber, I'm sure hes seen it all already. Just laugh it off.

zandalee | 19

#5474605 - Thursday 2 May 2013 3:25

Cue Barry White Music....

ozpunker | 20

#5474786 - Thursday 2 May 2013 9:04

At least he didn't leave his own anal beads behind.

By JiggaJayZ | 16

#5474423 - Thursday 2 May 2013 0:28

He didn't ask to clean your pipes too did he?

Dusty_Busters | 15

#5474484 - Thursday 2 May 2013 0:55

Or snake your drain?

Liamj774 | 36

#5474634 - Thursday 2 May 2013 4:20

I feel a porno coming on...

epic13 | 12

#5474672 - Thursday 2 May 2013 4:55

Bow chicka wow wow.

SomeRandomGuy15 | 18

#5474684 - Thursday 2 May 2013 5:13

Don't offer him a glass of water, OP!

izzie321 | 27

#5476085 - Friday 3 May 2013 4:48

All of you are geniuses. Except for #95.. He's doin own thing over there...

Justy101 | 23

#5476285 - Friday 3 May 2013 5:44

142 - #95 was referring to a previous FML

7yzzFML | 17

#5479343 - Sunday 5 May 2013 14:38

@95 hahahah i remember that FML! and 142 you are a fool

By biggestfan23 | 11

#5474424 - Thursday 2 May 2013 0:28

The only thing I would expect next is some bad acting and corny music

johnnyboy7 | 5

#5474577 - Thursday 2 May 2013 2:34

And kinky sex!

By barlessprison | 16

#5474425 - Thursday 2 May 2013 0:28

Sounds like the start of a porno. Plumber arrives, you realize you don't have enough cash to pay him. You ask if there's another payment mode and voila, anal beads conveniently appear.

nelliegw | 25

#5474534 - Thursday 2 May 2013 1:43

Nobody ever pays me in beads:(

v1kt4r | 13

#5474664 - Thursday 2 May 2013 4:43

1 word.. Madigras

xmidnightxlonerx | 12

#5474669 - Thursday 2 May 2013 4:52

I think you mean Mardi Gras*

zango1 | 15

#5474737 - Thursday 2 May 2013 6:12

Or, anal beads conveniently 'disappear' perhaps.

ajeppsen | 25

#5474741 - Thursday 2 May 2013 6:28

I pay people in Trident Layers.

By kultyre | 7

#5474426 - Thursday 2 May 2013 0:28

Hopefully he just thought they were pearl necklaces.

Llamacod | 11

#5474628 - Thursday 2 May 2013 4:15

Or maybe he was hoping to give her a pearl necklace.

wjh100 | 13

#5474727 - Thursday 2 May 2013 5:59

speaking I've seen anal needs the size of a tennis ball I doubt he would assume its a pearl necklace

By shaww | 28

#5474427 - Thursday 2 May 2013 0:28

Good job OP, good job!

By Aryn16 | 14

#5474430 - Thursday 2 May 2013 0:29

nasty.. but it's none of his business anyways.

By Cusefan5 | 6

#5474433 - Thursday 2 May 2013 0:29

Ydi, why do you wear anal beads?

melons | 44

#5474481 - Thursday 2 May 2013 0:53

To make her anus look pretty.

ElmoSaysSquishy | 28

#5474487 - Thursday 2 May 2013 0:56

Because anal stimulation is highly pleasurable for many people?

calucalay | 13

#5474537 - Thursday 2 May 2013 1:45

because thats her own buisness.

Marmarfarfar | 25

#5474570 - Thursday 2 May 2013 2:18

You don't wear them...

misterjez | 15

#5474619 - Thursday 2 May 2013 3:59

Oh I do

allforyoux3 | 25

#5474682 - Thursday 2 May 2013 5:12

Oh my God, 71. Your picture just adds to your comment.

molzipan | 16

#5474721 - Thursday 2 May 2013 5:47

She drapes them on her ass whenever it has low self esteem. What do you think they're for? jfc.

Lunasis | 14

#5476326 - Friday 3 May 2013 6:16

you went full retard... never go full retard

7yzzFML | 17

#5479345 - Sunday 5 May 2013 14:41

@10 Woww. One, you dont bloody wear them, you shove them up your arse to pleasure either your prostate or the vaginal wall. Two, she does it because it pleasures her, and she likes to feel good, and shes not a prude like you, and its her business, so shutup.