By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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You should have ended it with "Fuck you, and goodnight".

After the song, you should tell everybody what she did


You should have ended it with "Fuck you, and goodnight".

I was thinking more of... "Fuck this shit" *drops the mic*

K410 18

Geez this was the coldest FML I read in a while. Hope her dance was near the corner of death lol

If I was him I'd be hoping they had a .45 slug on the menu.

Jake_Hale 7

Good luck OP!

#2- End it like that AFTER singing the songs just like Dan's Band... "turn around bright eyes, every fucking now and then I fall apart, I fuckin need you now more than ever, shit!"

Or it was some dipshit who lives nowhere near the OP, trying to be funny by writing a reverse FML. Besides, where's the ex-wife's FML in this situation?

"And I'll end this shit with a fuck you and have a nice day" - 8 mile

Hahahahahahahaha that'd be great

I was thinking of replacing every single word in the song with "fuck you"...but... I mean... your idea is good too...

After the song, you should tell everybody what she did

RedPillSucks 31

During the song.

Too bad OP didn't know who's wedding it was until after the fact.

shibeep 12

Such bad irony. Sorry man

kaduzy 12

Well at least she still likes your band enough to throw a gig your way.

She probably booked his band out of spite. Judging by her actions she obviously isn't of good character.

I agree with 9.... Who would want to marry someone like that???

euphoricness 28

Why would she spite someone she fucked over with in the first place? Truly messed up of that woman

That really sucks. I'm sorry for you, OP.

gczizza1997 15

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You should sing fuck you by cee lo green

Should of screwed it all up at least that is what I do

Sorry OP. Just try and get through it with as much dignity as possible.

WompWompWomp123 7

"This next song is dedicated to my ex-wife, the whore."

GetSomeM0 24

#13 best comment ever!