By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
I agree, your life sucks 83 441
You deserved it 4 742
Love
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

InfantryMan7861 4
Send a private message

You should have ended it with "Fuck you, and goodnight".

469 1
Reply Report
Rainbow_sparkles 7
Send a private message

After the song, you should tell everybody what she did

248 4
Reply Report
Next

Comments

InfantryMan7861 4
Send a private message

You should have ended it with "Fuck you, and goodnight".

469 1
Reply Report
CrissyyyS2 22
Send a private message

I was thinking more of... "Fuck this shit" *drops the mic*

54 3
Reply Report
K410 18

Geez this was the coldest FML I read in a while. Hope her dance was near the corner of death lol

56 3
Reply Report
JACKxRAWR 22
Send a private message

If I was him I'd be hoping they had a .45 slug on the menu.

5 12
Reply Report
Jake_Hale 7

Good luck OP!

0 6
Reply Report
amDes 11
Send a private message

#2- End it like that AFTER singing the songs just like Dan's Band... "turn around bright eyes, every fucking now and then I fall apart, I fuckin need you now more than ever, shit!"

9 1
Reply Report
Shrike 23
Send a private message

Or it was some dipshit who lives nowhere near the OP, trying to be funny by writing a reverse FML. Besides, where's the ex-wife's FML in this situation?

7 1
Reply Report
Hollandiscrazy 12
Send a private message

"And I'll end this shit with a fuck you and have a nice day" - 8 mile

1 0
Reply Report
Love_is_no_joke 6
Send a private message

Hahahahahahahaha that'd be great

0 1
Reply Report
kipperin 18
Send a private message

I was thinking of replacing every single word in the song with "fuck you"...but... I mean... your idea is good too...

2 0
Reply Report
Rainbow_sparkles 7
Send a private message

After the song, you should tell everybody what she did

248 4
Reply Report
RedPillSucks 31

During the song.

58 1
Reply Report
soullyfe 33
Send a private message

Too bad OP didn't know who's wedding it was until after the fact.

16 2
Reply Report
shibeep 12

Such bad irony. Sorry man

94 1
Reply Report
kaduzy 12

Well at least she still likes your band enough to throw a gig your way.

19 90
Reply Report
asparagus12 21
Send a private message

She probably booked his band out of spite. Judging by her actions she obviously isn't of good character.

101 2
Reply Report
Caitie_kid 8
Send a private message

I agree with 9.... Who would want to marry someone like that???

26 4
Reply Report
euphoricness 28

Why would she spite someone she fucked over with in the first place? Truly messed up of that woman

6 13
Reply Report
alonur 6
Send a private message

That really sucks. I'm sorry for you, OP.

28 5
Reply Report
gczizza1997 15

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
9 47
Reply Report
Simbaby 23
Send a private message

You should sing fuck you by cee lo green

174 7
Reply Report
ameyer13 8
Send a private message

Should of screwed it all up at least that is what I do

12 32
Reply Report
TheLittleBear 19
Send a private message

Sorry OP. Just try and get through it with as much dignity as possible.

18 6
Reply Report
WompWompWomp123 7

"This next song is dedicated to my ex-wife, the whore."

207 2
Reply Report
GetSomeM0 24

#13 best comment ever!

3 3
Reply Report
Next