Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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InfantryMan7861
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You should have ended it with "Fuck you, and goodnight".
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Rainbow_sparkles
| 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
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InfantryMan7861
| 4
You should have ended it with "Fuck you, and goodnight".
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CrissyyyS2
| 22
I was thinking more of... "Fuck this shit" *drops the mic*
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K410
| 18
Geez this was the coldest FML I read in a while. Hope her dance was near the corner of death lol
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
If I was him I'd be hoping they had a .45 slug on the menu.
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Jake_Hale
| 7
Good luck OP!
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amDes
| 11
#2- End it like that AFTER singing the songs just like Dan's Band... "turn around bright eyes, every fucking now and then I fall apart, I fuckin need you now more than ever, shit!"
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Shrike
| 22
Or it was some dipshit who lives nowhere near the OP, trying to be funny by writing a reverse FML. Besides, where's the ex-wife's FML in this situation?
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Hollandiscrazy
| 12
"And I'll end this shit with a fuck you and have a nice day" - 8 mile
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Love_is_no_joke
| 6
Hahahahahahahaha that'd be great
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kipperin
| 18
I was thinking of replacing every single word in the song with "fuck you"...but... I mean... your idea is good too...
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Rainbow_sparkles
| 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
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RedPillSucks
| 31
During the song.
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soullyfe
| 33
Too bad OP didn't know who's wedding it was until after the fact.
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shibeep
| 12
Such bad irony. Sorry man
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kaduzy
| 12
Well at least she still likes your band enough to throw a gig your way.
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asparagus12
| 21
She probably booked his band out of spite. Judging by her actions she obviously isn't of good character.
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Caitie_kid
| 8
I agree with 9.... Who would want to marry someone like that???
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euphoricness
| 28
Why would she spite someone she fucked over with in the first place? Truly messed up of that woman
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alonur
| 6
That really sucks. I'm sorry for you, OP.
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gczizza1997
| 15
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Simbaby
| 23
You should sing fuck you by cee lo green
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ameyer13
| 8
Should of screwed it all up at least that is what I do
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simoncat
| 11
*have
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TheLittleBear
| 19
Sorry OP. Just try and get through it with as much dignity as possible.
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WompWompWomp123
| 7
"This next song is dedicated to my ex-wife, the whore."
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GetSomeM0
| 24
#13 best comment ever!