By NotJessePinkmanFFS - United States - Norwalk
Today, my 43-year-old brother's obsession with Breaking Bad reached a new level of stupidity when he nearly got us beaten up by a bunch of meth-heads down by our local park. He went up to them with his shaved head and stupid hat, and tried to act all Walter White with them. FML
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  gc327072  |  29

22- a professor, already stressing about paying for his disabled son's college, finds out he has cancer. He doesn't want to leave his family with a bunch of debt, so what does he do? He starts making meth!

By  gracehi  |  31

Your brother is like those utterly stupid and obnoxious suburban kids who think they're "hood" because they listen to Snoop Dog (or Snoop Lion, as he prefers to be called now.) If they ever actually met a real gang member the results would probably be similar. Except, most of those people are high school age or younger, whereas your brother is 43...which makes his delusions of bad assness even sadder.

  gracehi  |  31

I'm sorry. The Fuck harvest is not until October, and my freeze dried Fuck supply just ran out. I'm afraid I simply have no Fucks give today.

  gracehi  |  31

And if you understood my comment you would know that I wasn't saying that Walter White is "hood," but rather comparing OP's brother to those who emulate other people who are far tougher and scarier than they could ever hope (or even want) to be.

  Szaszaspasz  |  26

Another celebrity with an identity crisis. There is Prince who changed his name to a symbol. He was "the Artist Formerly Known As Prince" then it was shortened to "The Artist." Now he is back to Prince.

  Enslaved  |  36

28, "Prince" didn't change his name because he had an identity crisis. He changes his name because that name was tied to a bad record deal. Changing his name allowed him to continue to record music without being connected to (I think it was) Warner Brothers. He changed it back when his contract was up and rightfully so, that's his real name. (: