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By My rapey cat (doesn't even have balls) - 21/4/2018 01:30
Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML
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  EarthsMightiestHeroes  |  20

if you look at the username, OP says her cat is neutered. And fixing animals doesn't stop them from trying to reproduce, my dog has been neutered all his life (he's 10) and still tries to mate with my other dog all the damn time.

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  raven_of_azarath  |  32

Fixing them may take away some of the parts and prevent certain chemicals from being released, but it sure as hell doesn’t get rid of natural instinct. When my then unfixed female went into heat the first time, my neutered male would not get off her.

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By  DataWog  |  29

I remember once when a friend of my mom's came over...

'Is your cat a calico?'

'Yeah?'

'Well, she's getting fucked in your front yard.'

We got her fixed as soon after birth that it was safe to do so...

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