FML : Today, it was a long queue at the store, and behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed, and said: "Cut before me in line, I have all...

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Today, it was a long queue at the store, and behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed, and said: "Cut before me in line, I have all the time in the world." My reward? The old man scolded me because I supposedly insinuated that they were old, and only had a short time left to live. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SirPimPim - / Monday 14 June 2010 14:32 / Sweden

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By relyo | 0

#1030236 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:06

Soon he'll be dead and you'll still be alive. Then you'll have your revenge.

By UnprecendentedAw | 0

#1030235 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:06

Old people can be asses sometimes. Kudos to you for trying to be nice.

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By m4b3l | 12

#1030231 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:05

wow it is amazing,,and you kinda deserve it

transam87 | 0

#1030256 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:14

no one likes a good samaritan, fyl

bummervacation | 10

#1030260 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:15

# 1 I applaud you for not claiming first. :) and at OP maybe word your sentences more carefully?

Iron_Lion89 | 2

#1030262 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:16

you know what they say "no good deed goes unpunished"

rigorouswolf | 0

#1030265 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:16

i applaud alongside bummervacation

cparrenas | 3

#1030270 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:19

I agree with 18. good intentions but you should be way more careful in the way you state things. :x

kaitidid16 | 0

#1030272 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:20

you have to be extra careful what you say aroun old people there sensitive lol I work in a nursing home I know how it feels to be yelled at over a misunderstanding GL next time OP

Jokey007 | 3

#1030275 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:22

20 I approve of your shirt m/(>_<)m/ to the post: I guess it's not a ydi, bc you were trying to do something good. but your life really isn't fucked... watch what you say next time...

bonicr | 0

#1030278 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:23

OP, you're probably a very awkward person. I mean those old people are stupid to assume your intentions were to insult them by wasting more of your own time, but you're still probably very awkward.

redpump | 0

#1030282 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:24

#20 are you pyro without the disguise? (team fortress 2) =D

XxDevilxXGt | 26

#1030294 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:32

yeah YDI for trying to be generous to senior citizens, do you think they care when they cut you off while driving on the street?nope, because if you hit them they will get the money, next time YOU cut THEM :D

crackerkilla | 0

#1030303 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:45

hit me up

austin_DGAF | 0

#1030314 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:59

kill them! it's not like they're gonna live forever!

fylhahahaha | 0

#1030320 - Monday 14 June 2010 08:03

this reminds me of when my dad met OJ Simpson while golfing and tried to give him some advice when he tried to hit the ball really hard. "it never works out when you try and kill it" hahahaha!

coldblood | 4

#1030327 - Monday 14 June 2010 08:10

fuck you number 16, it's in the bible, it didn't happen

eazyeeze | 0

#1030334 - Monday 14 June 2010 08:17

The next line they will be waiting on is the line to hell

sexybeastsexybea | 0

#1030336 - Monday 14 June 2010 08:19

wow thats what i would have thought too. who talks like that anyway lol. all the time in the world.

tjrocks1294 | 0

#1030346 - Monday 14 June 2010 08:30

beep beep 

MandyRulesAll | 0

#1030365 - Monday 14 June 2010 09:02

Aww, you were just being nice. He is just sensitive or having a bad day I guess. Don't let it stop you from doing nice things like that :). People who say you deserve it are silly, you used a common term that lots of people do.

sosoinlove09 | 0

#1030375 - Monday 14 June 2010 09:44

at least you had really good intentions. but I agree with.... idk what numbers, but try to choose your words more carefully

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1030381 - Monday 14 June 2010 10:00

eh, at least you're 1 deed closer to your 100th lol

Anthrophobia | 2

#1030395 - Monday 14 June 2010 10:33

I bet they still cut you in line, though.

pingpongpickle | 8

#1030418 - Monday 14 June 2010 11:05

old people can be so mean. but most of them are nice and give you their whole bowl of candy on halloween :)

Pastor_Rich | 0

#1030439 - Monday 14 June 2010 11:27

getting old sucks

zoolu6879 | 0

#1030449 - Monday 14 June 2010 11:44

No good deed goes unpunished.

MeLlamoMaddie | 0

#1030461 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 12:16

haha op better word choice next time :D

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1030494 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 02:11

106: Only after they've injected it with AIDS and razorblades :o

widder | 0

#1030509 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 03:03

wow... that's the first black redneck I've come across in a lonnnnnggg time.

verymerry | 6

#1030538 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 04:18

18 fail. along with everyone else who bitches at ppl for claiming first. get over it jeez. it's not any cooler to not claim it.

hockeyguy79 | 0

#1030552 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 04:50

123- hot... 'nough said

jpest17 | 5

#1030591 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 05:37

wow lol I finnaly got it I thought it was about them being slow at first lol buts about living long rofl

Lexiegirlxx | 4

#1030613 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 06:17

lmao that sucks. maybe it was ur tone lol u have to be unwantedly sweet to old ppl

By Samantha_baby | 0

#1030233 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:06

lol

daymann | 0

#1030281 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:24

^ great comment

Primus_fml | 0

#1030285 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:25

Agreed.. They must've put so much thought into it.

CreepyGuy666 | 2

#1030287 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:27

Indeed :D

Samantha_baby | 0

#1030291 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:29

thanks I put real effort into that one.

DemonChicken | 0

#1030295 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:33

Primus,I love you,for being the original primus. my names Jerry,and I'm a racecar driver :D jk

7mood75 | 7

#1030297 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:35

Make their death "sooner". if you know what I mean.....

Samantha_baby | 0

#1030299 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:39

hahaha thanks Jacob. I thought so too ;]

PimpdaddyCJT | 13

#1030307 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:52

I would be like wtf

By rubzzz | 0

#1030234 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:06

you tried.

xvolleyballerx | 0

#1030276 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:22

YDI

NuTrees | 9

#3272643 - Sunday 11 September 2011 03:53

Yes but of all things to say you choose that.

By UnprecendentedAw | 0

#1030235 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:06

Old people can be asses sometimes. Kudos to you for trying to be nice.

Vaati_fml | 20

#5504180 - Friday 24 May 2013 01:50

Kudos to you for using the word.

By relyo | 0

#1030236 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:06

Soon he'll be dead and you'll still be alive. Then you'll have your revenge.

AtRoCiiOuSsS | 0

#1030636 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 07:13

^ actually made me lol.

lilyannjames | 11

#5398779 - Sunday 10 March 2013 01:01

haha funnny

By ThatCrazyMike | 0

#1030237 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:06

haha old people r always fun...n dicks

By jennybelly | 0

#1030242 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:09

haha ydi for wordin it like that. but haha that's pretty funny!!:)

By x805xUnknown | 6

#1030245 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:10

I could swear I've seen this one before.

thatwouldsuck1 | 0

#1030274 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:21

yeah me too

amandalovee | 0

#1030374 - Monday 14 June 2010 09:41

yea I know sometimes it seems as if I aldredy saw the fml before...

LookinLikeDrake | 0

#1030400 - Monday 14 June 2010 10:39

god Amanda I better find your loving, I better find your heart

forestqueenie | 0

#1515410 - Friday 8 October 2010 08:19

god that is the worst pick up line womp womp

By DiNoBeAr | 0

#1030246 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:10

Awww that's so mean:( sry that he's a douche!!!

By mrgiraffe | 0

#1030247 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:10

way a dick an u shoul refrase your words

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