By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 10:17 - Germany - Berlin

Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML
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If your boss or coworkers don't know where the letter R is on a keyboard, then it is definitely an emergency and they need to go back to grade school.

Sounds like he's screwing with cuz it's a slow day. :/

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Sounds like he's screwing with cuz it's a slow day. :/

What a douche... He's obviously jealous you get a day off

I think that it's cute your boss keeps calling you. It's a great feeling to be needed

Turn your phone off!

@18 I doubt he's jealous...he's the one who gave OP the day off/ aka he's the boss.

Sounds like the place I work for

If your boss or coworkers don't know where the letter R is on a keyboard, then it is definitely an emergency and they need to go back to grade school.

Ît rèàłłÿ ïś ä šhāmē thât pêöpłë døñt kńõw whérę łėttêrś ârë ôñ thēįr këÿbøárd.

Woah. So sparkly-looking!

Damn #11. Looks like your letters grew cancerous tumors.

ALIENS!!! THEY HAVE FINALLY COME!! And they seem to have adopted our language, sort of. At least they are easier to read now then the Hieroglyphics in Egypt.

Shit, I'm leaving before the zalgo text comes

@#11 idk why but when looking at that whole sentence the first thing that popped out at me was this ø

ķìñģďòm hęàŕťš

Atleast you know you're missed! Congrats on having a stable job :)

You should feel loved

Because OP is obviously the only competent one in the workplace.

R you kidding me? He misses you a little too much.

Your boss must have not graduated middle school, that or he may be jerkin it to your voice sorry op. :/

He's definitely just messing with OP. It's a slow day after all.

NickaPLZ 26

Sounds like you need to be the boss, not him.

You must love qualified leaders! Especially Germans!

is that a hitler reference? if so, your logic makes no sense. otherwise: your logic makes no sense

Hitler was Austrian! Get your history right, he just ruled in Germany!

eh idk what the rules of the time were but at least one of his parents was german. so I don't know late 19th German law but just because he was born in the austrain-hungarian empire doesn't mean he wasn't german

I'm surprised the location wasn't Scranton, Pennsylvania.

hmm I'm confused as to what you mean by this. I live pretty near Scranton.

I take it you didn't see Threat Level Midnight.

He was referring to the office

Wow, next time tell him you won't be available by phone for whatever reason. Your only day off is supposed to be relaxing.

Not always to relax. A day off means you stay the hell away from the place in every way possible. People do more than just relax, they catch up on errands.. lol.

Seems like you work with idiots.

Works for* idiots. Lol. I agree, I work for stupid managers also. Not to this degree though.