Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I received was a bill for a piss test I took earlier this year. FML
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Cruzg2017
| 18
I bet you were pissed.
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darlingdollie
| 24
Happy birthday, OP! It's okay, nobody cared about mine a couple days ago either!
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MissAbiRose
| 5
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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teotsi
| 28
It's actually really common.
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xxrogerthatxx
| 19
Drugs I'm guessing
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
More importantly, why did you pay for it? If its for work don't they usually pay for that?
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Cruzg2017
| 18
I bet you were pissed.
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Googolman
| 29
OP, urea-lly should tell your family and friends not to forget your birthday next time.
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fuckyourlifeOP
| 25
If you want piss puns, urine luck
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thatgirlinoregon
| 21
Number One source of piss puns, folks! We'll have to try a wee bit harder to be original!
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darlingdollie
| 24
Happy birthday, OP! It's okay, nobody cared about mine a couple days ago either!
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Roskosity
| 22
Happy birthday!
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Ki11erC
| 18
We still don't.
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
i know that feel, don't let it dampen your mood, you can still have fun.
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ostfaiz
| 18
happy fun frolic n 'pissfull' birthday Op.. ;)
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vikky538
| 28
Happy birthday OP... dont get pissed...
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xivoricbutterfly
| 25
Happy Birthday Op! ♥
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tylerbrynds
| 15
Well obviously you are suspected of being on drugs
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brand125
| 17
or its for medical reasons? or a standard drug test to enter for something like a job. doesnt mean they think theyre actually on drugs
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ChristianH39
| 30
Well obviously you are a little too quick to judge.
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PassiveAggresive
| 12
Happy Birthday OP! It may seem kind of lame saying this, but try and make the best of it, even if you don't get what you want. A positive outlook can bring you a long way!
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mattbaker
| 17
Happy birthday