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By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 September 2013 18:10 / United States
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What asshole. I rectum he's gonna get single

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  jw90  |  18

Cuz everyone likes a clean asshole nowadays.

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  Razor_Heart  |  4

and you know its a SHE how dont assume man i have a boyfriend and im not a girl

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Ah.. I love when someone tries to make a point and fails like a fucking moron. Honestly man, no one cares you have a boyfriend. Congratulations, what you do in your life is your choice. When you start acting a fool and parading around trying to make us look like we're in the wrong for assuming OP's a female, you make yourself look like a jackass. Have fun with your enemas, pal, no one gives a shit.

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  LoopyLuuLuu  |  7

Not everyone uses the website to read these. in the FML app I'm using, it doesn't show the male/female symbols. Dude may not have realized it has that where most people follow these.

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  ndomer  |  6

A year or two ago they didn't allow you to expand comments on specific posts so everyone posted irrelevant comments on #1 so it would be seen higher up.

By  Espolax  |  8

So he can watch football and look like he did u a solid

By  Nyx_fml  |  23

It seems like he wants to take your relationship to the next level. The "I'm gonna inject this liquid into your rectum" level. Sounds a bit like anal now that I think about it.

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  Neyuu  |  18

Swiggity swag, he'll mount you like a stag!

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  x_the_lancer_x  |  13

Down voted only because you used the word swag, AND used it to rhyme.

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