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  Razor_Heart  |  4

and you know its a SHE how dont assume man i have a boyfriend and im not a girl

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Ah.. I love when someone tries to make a point and fails like a fucking moron. Honestly man, no one cares you have a boyfriend. Congratulations, what you do in your life is your choice. When you start acting a fool and parading around trying to make us look like we're in the wrong for assuming OP's a female, you make yourself look like a jackass. Have fun with your enemas, pal, no one gives a shit.

  LoopyLuuLuu  |  7

Not everyone uses the website to read these. in the FML app I'm using, it doesn't show the male/female symbols. Dude may not have realized it has that where most people follow these.

  ndomer  |  6

A year or two ago they didn't allow you to expand comments on specific posts so everyone posted irrelevant comments on #1 so it would be seen higher up.

By  Nyx_fml  |  23

It seems like he wants to take your relationship to the next level. The "I'm gonna inject this liquid into your rectum" level. Sounds a bit like anal now that I think about it.