Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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BreynHope
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Nothing says happy birthday like a clean asshole. Take it all in stride.
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BlesstheSilence
| 11
Swiggity swooty he's coming for that booty!
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BreynHope
| 11
Nothing says happy birthday like a clean asshole. Take it all in stride.
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goliatron
| 9
Oh she'll be taking it all in, alright...that's why he got her the enema kit!
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
What asshole. I rectum he's gonna get single
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michaelaranda
| 28
Nothing beats practicality.
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jw90
| 18
Cuz everyone likes a clean asshole nowadays.
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Razor_Heart
| 4
and you know its a SHE how dont assume man i have a boyfriend and im not a girl
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tanekdrachonae
| 19
In all honesty it's to clean you out in an hint at anal sex. Or that's his fetish.
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littlem91
| 29
Because FMLs have a gender symbol, this one is female, silly.
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guineagirl96
| 38
#61 it's got the female symbol next to her username....
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jimmywithsalt
| 19
Haha!! Love this comment!!! :)
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FiFiLovee
| 26
Hinting at surprise buttsex..? O_e
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
Ah.. I love when someone tries to make a point and fails like a fucking moron. Honestly man, no one cares you have a boyfriend. Congratulations, what you do in your life is your choice. When you start acting a fool and parading around trying to make us look like we're in the wrong for assuming OP's a female, you make yourself look like a jackass. Have fun with your enemas, pal, no one gives a shit.
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expertsmilee
| 26
79 - that's about the most perfect explanation on that topic ever.
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KawaiiCupcake
| 14
So it's for cleaning ass holes? I'm slow so I don't know...
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mFUNdo21
| 17
*prepare your anus*
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Axipiter
| 24
This is the longest thread I've ever seen. And it really didn't have to be...
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BrotherPhil
| 32
True, but the post does say that OP is from Venus.
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ndomer
| 6
Seems more like she's from Uranus
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rogerover
| 19
Look at the symbol by the op's name Mr
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Kay_Kay27
| 13
#61 Cause up the top she tells us she's a girl by the little sign thing :/
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mdw7
| 12
Your photo creeps me out.
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LoopyLuuLuu
| 7
Not everyone uses the website to read these. in the FML app I'm using, it doesn't show the male/female symbols. Dude may not have realized it has that where most people follow these.
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sig4life
| 18
Physical and Mental Perpetration. Happy Birthday.
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Axipiter
| 24
Sorry, I meant the longest thread with irrelevant comments that shouldn't have been posted as replies to #1.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
They are to clean your bowels out, some people like them, I don't get how people can like them, they are so uncomfortable!!
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ndomer
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A year or two ago they didn't allow you to expand comments on specific posts so everyone posted irrelevant comments on #1 so it would be seen higher up.
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naiveprophet
| 15
#61, it says (woman) right after Anonymous.
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JuliaaNoelle
| 26
That's not weird at all....
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judea95
| 16
He's definitely hinting at something.
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IHATEFMYLIFE
| 26
Exactly. I'm thinking he wants to try anal and wants to make sure it's clean and empty up there! Hahaha
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Espolax
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So he can watch football and look like he did u a solid
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Espolax
| 8
Wow I read that so fast I thought it said antenna
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marcranger
| 28
I was under the impression that the results of an enema aren't very solid.
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Tdrizzzzzly
| 19
3, lol. "But I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend got me an antennae."
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dianafuentes
| 17
maybe its a hint.
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kozzard
| 17
that he thinks OP is full of shit
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Jjimen1654
| 9
No 90* maybe hes hinting he wants anal.
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mFUNdo21
| 17
what what in the butt
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Axipiter
| 24
It's a trap!
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Obey_StudBoii
| 23
A hint for buttsex.
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TwiztedYuri
| 9
he wants to make sure his first anal experience is clean
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bb97
| 3
Birthday sex
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DFresh503
| 8
Silly OP, the enema wasn't your present. That was purely to prepare for it hahahah
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cc1992
| 11
I'm imagining OP's reaction will be that of your profile picture!
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TheBrochure
| 22
B-day b-sex.
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rockne93
| 17
Be thankful he remembered, OP!
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creepyclowntown
| 10
clean anal sex for him?
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Nyx_fml
| 23
It seems like he wants to take your relationship to the next level. The "I'm gonna inject this liquid into your rectum" level. Sounds a bit like anal now that I think about it.
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BlesstheSilence
| 11
Swiggity swooty he's coming for that booty!
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Neyuu
| 18
Swiggity swag, he'll mount you like a stag!
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x_the_lancer_x
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Down voted only because you used the word swag, AND used it to rhyme.
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Neyuu
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Swiggity swag, he'll mount you like a stag!
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Tdrizzzzzly
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20, downvoted you because you used the word also
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happle
| 21
Deer have such a great sense of humor. c:
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Pancakes017
| 19
My picture says it all.
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TheBrochure
| 22
#73, I saw #9's comment, and am so glad you commented that i just HAD to say something!
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BlesstheSilence
| 11
Ha! My picture does too! xD
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JordanExile
| 8
What happened here? This isn't tumblr!
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INDYSTRUCTABLE
| 43
????
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utrax
| 23
Well now you get to clean yourself properly!
Happy birthday OP, I hope you've had a great day!
Happy birthday OP, I hope you've had a great day!
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Allennis44
| 16
Nothing says a great day like, "Let's do anal!"