By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 034
You deserved it 4 147

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Nothing says happy birthday like a clean asshole. Take it all in stride.

Swiggity swooty he's coming for that booty!

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Nothing says happy birthday like a clean asshole. Take it all in stride.

Oh she'll be taking it all in, alright...that's why he got her the enema kit!

What asshole. I rectum he's gonna get single

Nothing beats practicality.

Cuz everyone likes a clean asshole nowadays.

and you know its a SHE how dont assume man i have a boyfriend and im not a girl

In all honesty it's to clean you out in an hint at anal sex. Or that's his fetish.

Because FMLs have a gender symbol, this one is female, silly.

#61 it's got the female symbol next to her username....

Haha!! Love this comment!!! :)

Hinting at surprise buttsex..? O_e

Ah.. I love when someone tries to make a point and fails like a fucking moron. Honestly man, no one cares you have a boyfriend. Congratulations, what you do in your life is your choice. When you start acting a fool and parading around trying to make us look like we're in the wrong for assuming OP's a female, you make yourself look like a jackass. Have fun with your enemas, pal, no one gives a shit.

79 - that's about the most perfect explanation on that topic ever.

So it's for cleaning ass holes? I'm slow so I don't know...

*prepare your anus*

This is the longest thread I've ever seen. And it really didn't have to be...

True, but the post does say that OP is from Venus.

Seems more like she's from Uranus

Look at the symbol by the op's name Mr

#61 Cause up the top she tells us she's a girl by the little sign thing :/

Your photo creeps me out.

Not everyone uses the website to read these. in the FML app I'm using, it doesn't show the male/female symbols. Dude may not have realized it has that where most people follow these.

Physical and Mental Perpetration. Happy Birthday.

Sorry, I meant the longest thread with irrelevant comments that shouldn't have been posted as replies to #1.

They are to clean your bowels out, some people like them, I don't get how people can like them, they are so uncomfortable!!

A year or two ago they didn't allow you to expand comments on specific posts so everyone posted irrelevant comments on #1 so it would be seen higher up.

#61, it says (woman) right after Anonymous.

That's not weird at all....

He's definitely hinting at something.

Exactly. I'm thinking he wants to try anal and wants to make sure it's clean and empty up there! Hahaha

So he can watch football and look like he did u a solid

Wow I read that so fast I thought it said antenna

I was under the impression that the results of an enema aren't very solid.

3, lol. "But I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend got me an antennae."

maybe its a hint.

that he thinks OP is full of shit

No 90* maybe hes hinting he wants anal.

what what in the butt

It's a trap!

A hint for buttsex.

he wants to make sure his first anal experience is clean

Birthday sex

Silly OP, the enema wasn't your present. That was purely to prepare for it hahahah

I'm imagining OP's reaction will be that of your profile picture!

B-day b-sex.

Be thankful he remembered, OP!

clean anal sex for him?

It seems like he wants to take your relationship to the next level. The "I'm gonna inject this liquid into your rectum" level. Sounds a bit like anal now that I think about it.

Swiggity swooty he's coming for that booty!

Swiggity swag, he'll mount you like a stag!

Down voted only because you used the word swag, AND used it to rhyme.

Swiggity swag, he'll mount you like a stag!

20, downvoted you because you used the word also

Deer have such a great sense of humor. c:

My picture says it all.

#73, I saw #9's comment, and am so glad you commented that i just HAD to say something!

Ha! My picture does too! xD

What happened here? This isn't tumblr!

Well now you get to clean yourself properly! Happy birthday OP, I hope you've had a great day!

Nothing says a great day like, "Let's do anal!"