By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML
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MissGrinch 4

54 and 63, respect other languages please! 1, if you must speak in Spanish, there is a Spanish version of FML for your convenience.

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FATSQUIRELL69 0

ewww, take that buisness to the bathroom, use something to cover your nose!! people these days

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1personinthiswor 0

How do you postpone a sneeze to have it in the bathroom?

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jakii_ 0

then tell them you sneezed a big fat slimy booger in your hair and tell then to help you get it out.

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misstessaelice 5

ydi for not going to the bathroom and rinsing the snot from your hair.

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jocelyng_fml 0

wash your hair in the bathroom

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fmlwinnn 0

ewwww. but FYL, OP

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20waffleater10 0

That sucks for you. This or something like this has happened to almost everyone though, so don't be to hard on yourself OP. Maybe you should have just went in and grabbed it instead of trying to hide it....just saying

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lovelyliz916 5

This reminded me of the movie There's something about Mary. But in the movie Mary actually believed the guy. Sux for you OP (:

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