By what the FUCK - United States - Midlothian
  Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
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By  klinkingg  |  0

That must've felt awkward! FYL!!

  klinkingg  |  0

Yeah i meant op

  reddawn1985  |  12

81 I'm 14 and it's not are fault the television providers allow shows and movies where there are words a sailer wouldn't use and in movies they show a lot more than what Elmo ever showed.

  tisvana20  |  6

I'm more concerned about the blatant disregard for any sense of grammar in 90's comment. "It's not ARE fault?" "Sailer?" Really? Are and Our don't even sound the same!

  cristy91  |  33

#111- A lot of people actually pronounce them the same.

And to everyone saying "only X amount of comments", I have been on this site since 2009 and only have 130 comments (I don't remember how long into using I made a profile). Some people just don't comment all the time.

  JoeRogansBEARD  |  15

130 it's when you stick your whole fist inside a girls va-j-j and finger her (but with your fist)... Now if it would of bin a five finger fillet that would have bin a different story

  thgiL  |  9

I don't know why knowing something as fisting takes away your faith in a generation... If you put your faith on a generations understanding of sexual lingo you will be let down over and over kids will always know more than the generation before them.

  DocBastard  |  38

Rectumended - First, learn the difference between "you're" and "your". Second, learn punctuation. Third, learn that older men are a LOT better at sex than you younger guys. You can't fake experience when you're young, and experience is everything when it comes to sex.

  KVKdragon  |  26

How would that be a financial catastrophe? Their iPods are pretty well priced for the low end ones. The middle-to-high end ones are worth it since they can do more than one thing, as well as offer better memory options. Music shouldn't be a big deal since there're a lot of ways to get songs for free

  downtime  |  12

The low end model is well priced? It's a USB with a built in media player...its neither a huge advancement in technology nor an expensive item. When you can't get the generic substitute for half the price of an iPod you may have a point.