By college student - 23/11/2014 18:22 - United States - Oxford

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML
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garrett_8614 14
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Well if you ate all those beans, I don't think a hangover is the only problem you'll be experiencing today...

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ileenefudge 29

Sounds like you should take a break from drinking for a while if you get so drunk that you can't remember what you did or where you went the night before.

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garrett_8614 14
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Well if you ate all those beans, I don't think a hangover is the only problem you'll be experiencing today...

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lnheritance 19
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Post Apocalypse? Might be a sign OP. You may have prolonged your life.

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coming back in the future 30
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But did OP use his flybuys?

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_cameronkc_ 17
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Maybe they're for the nuclear apocalypse

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lex1459 38
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If op didn't eat them all, they should turn it into a good deed and donate them to the food bank.

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Slaught000 9

Lol you are an alcoholic if you get black-outs.

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AnOriginalName 19

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iLike2Teabag 27

Did putting "lol" and alcoholic in the same sentence really offend you that much? Why so serious?

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siggy_mcsigx 22
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Dude #21 there was alcoholism in my family growing up but I wasn't the least bit offended or hurt by #2's comment...everyone knows it's a serious illness. relax, have a laugh, see the joy in life

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AnOriginalName 19

Sorry, I wrote that while I was at work, and work had me pissed off tonight. Note for the future: don't work while you're FMLing.

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A07 48

#34 shouldn't it be the other way around?

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AnOriginalName 19

No, I think that's the right way.

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Lhiah 17
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At least you didn't wake up with someone in bed.

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Slaught000 9

That would have been a good thing. Definitely better than waking up with cans of beans.

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martin8337 35

Unless she looks like Frankenstein's daughter or something.

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AnOriginalName 19

Or herpes. That tends to be a possible slight negative to waking up next to a stranger.

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martin8337 35

Don't forget about the clap or AIDS.

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danilynn6308 14
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Maybe they were on sale..?

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ileenefudge 29

Sounds like you should take a break from drinking for a while if you get so drunk that you can't remember what you did or where you went the night before.

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AnOriginalName 19

Or OP just needs to drink more to build up that tolerance so blackouts don't happen so much.

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Brandi_Faith 33
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Makes you wonder how op got home!

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tehman117 21
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At least youre ready for an apocolypse?

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J215B 33
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I thought college students bought ramen in bulk....

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I dunno... Being in a lecture with pork and beans in your stomach really doesn't sound that appealing.

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keiNan_fml 35
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if you have already eaten that entire supply, hangover won't be the only problem

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Corvo_Attano_4 12

It would be cool if you found out that someone else bought them for you

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kandysnow 18
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Well that escalated quickly.

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