FML : Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember...

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By college student / Sunday 23 November 2014 18:22 / United States - Oxford

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By garrett_8614 | 14

#6126814 - Monday 24 November 2014 7:37

Well if you ate all those beans, I don't think a hangover is the only problem you'll be experiencing today...

By Slaught000 | 9

#6126817 - Monday 24 November 2014 7:37

Lol you are an alcoholic if you get black-outs.

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By garrett_8614 | 14

#6126814 - Monday 24 November 2014 7:37

Well if you ate all those beans, I don't think a hangover is the only problem you'll be experiencing today...

lnheritance | 19

#6126855 - Monday 24 November 2014 8:08

Post Apocalypse? Might be a sign OP. You may have prolonged your life.

coming back in the future | 30

#6126857 - Monday 24 November 2014 8:09

But did OP use his flybuys?

_cameronkc_ | 17

#6127139 - Monday 24 November 2014 18:33

Maybe they're for the nuclear apocalypse

lex1459 | 38

#6127596 - Tuesday 25 November 2014 9:39

If op didn't eat them all, they should turn it into a good deed and donate them to the food bank.

By Slaught000 | 9

#6126817 - Monday 24 November 2014 7:37

Lol you are an alcoholic if you get black-outs.

AnOriginalName | 19

#6126858 - Monday 24 November 2014 8:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

iLike2Teabag | 27

#6126868 - Monday 24 November 2014 8:27

Did putting "lol" and alcoholic in the same sentence really offend you that much? Why so serious?

siggy_mcsigx | 19

#6126881 - Monday 24 November 2014 9:03

Dude #21 there was alcoholism in my family growing up but I wasn't the least bit offended or hurt by #2's comment...everyone knows it's a serious illness. relax, have a laugh, see the joy in life

AnOriginalName | 19

#6126975 - Monday 24 November 2014 12:20

Sorry, I wrote that while I was at work, and work had me pissed off tonight.

Note for the future: don't work while you're FMLing.

A07 | 48

#6126989 - Monday 24 November 2014 12:57

#34 shouldn't it be the other way around?

AnOriginalName | 19

#6127247 - Monday 24 November 2014 20:57

No, I think that's the right way.

By Lhiah | 17

#6126819 - Monday 24 November 2014 7:39

At least you didn't wake up with someone in bed.

Slaught000 | 9

#6126825 - Monday 24 November 2014 7:40

That would have been a good thing. Definitely better than waking up with cans of beans.

martin8337 | 35

#6126953 - Monday 24 November 2014 11:46

Unless she looks like Frankenstein's daughter or something.

AnOriginalName | 19

#6126978 - Monday 24 November 2014 12:23

Or herpes. That tends to be a possible slight negative to waking up next to a stranger.

martin8337 | 35

#6127025 - Monday 24 November 2014 14:24

Don't forget about the clap or AIDS.

By danilynn6308 | 14

#6126820 - Monday 24 November 2014 7:39

Maybe they were on sale..?

By ileenefudge | 29

#6126821 - Monday 24 November 2014 7:39

Sounds like you should take a break from drinking for a while if you get so drunk that you can't remember what you did or where you went the night before.