FML : Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked...

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Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Tucker - / Monday 8 February 2010 19:29 / United States

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By stebun | 0

#835865 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:11

if your old enough to get into a club and get a wristbands to drink, I think you are too old to get grounded...

By Ashle1gh | 14

#835851 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:10

YDI for going to a club, and of course being stupid enough to leave evidence.

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By mosarmini | 0

#835847 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:09

Pwnd

trickyd | 0

#835872 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:13

Definatly a YDI but all people need time to let loose and you must be at least 20ish to go to a club wankered move out? x peace out x

Trent14 | 0

#835882 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:14

OP are you underage or just some loser that still lives with his mom?

dorkside_fml | 0

#835941 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:27

Both

smitty809 | 0

#835977 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:37

Took the words out of my mouth.

MissRachieee | 3

#836004 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:45

so you're grounded and allowed on the computer?

pwincessa23 | 1

#836044 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:58

Move the fuck out already!!!!! its not like ur 13 dumbass....

Rocco1990 | 0

#836061 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:03

Wow. Did I ever mess up my comments?

BugeryBill | 0

#836072 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:06

Maybe the op is not of the legal drinking age yet...

Billbo23 | 0

#836230 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:53

fail

kieranw92 | 0

#836646 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:29

haha unlucky legal drinking age here in australia is 18 and if your lucky you can get in at around 16 or 17 depending on how you look

cmac86 | 22

#836695 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:40

actually, it sounds like he is!

Zills | 0

#836745 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:58

it's 18 in Quebec 19 everywhere else in canada

Zills | 0

#836751 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:00

it's 19 in Canada except Quebec which is 18

strawberry6826 | 0

#836834 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:28

hey u remind me of selena gomez. well your pic does anyway.

jamamo | 0

#837054 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:33

this is the stupidest one yet. seriously. how old are you. why would you even share this. lame.

cdilink | 0

#837129 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:07

LOL WIN

is300k | 0

#837139 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:09

why people give YDI for shit that most of us gave done.

Madman55 | 0

#837178 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:24

Fail. It's 18 in a few provinces and 19 in others. Manitoba is 18

cyberhoy | 3

#837282 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 7:15

18 in Alberta Quebec Manitoba 19 everywhere else

connorpwns93 | 0

#839001 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:46

it's nineteen in Canada dumbass

charlie2_fml | 2

#4092457 - Sunday 26 February 2012 19:25

Actually 157 you're the "dumbass" (excuse the rude language) I live in Canada and the legal drinking age where I live is 18 not 19 learn the facts before you start calling people names.

By doink | 0

#835848 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:10

Bah, is it really that hard to stay away from the club for a week or two?

sterl13 | 0

#836098 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:13

this fml sucks perdix hasn't even commented on it

qqwweeaa | 0

#836117 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:17

who cares if perdix commented on it

what_the_fail | 0

#836125 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:19

Haha 64 i agree

harryman04 | 0

#836138 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:22

haha 64 I totally agree. perdix is the hit

harryman04 | 0

#836148 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:24

haha I agree 64 perdix is the shit!!!

Ajjas013 | 6

#836168 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:30

Yo fuck you guys. Perdix doesn't have to comment on every single FML. It's damn hard to come up with the creative shit he comes up to make you guys laugh. You can make your own comments. Don't take up space complaining about something irrelevant.

-Thanks :)

sublime93 | 0

#836196 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:40

You're very fucking annoying!

Freeze_fml | 16

#836198 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:42

Be nice, this is his substitute for Facebook.

wtf20007 | 10

#836214 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:48

haha, win! ^^

Ajjas013 | 6

#836267 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:06

Wow I don't know whether to thank you Freeze or smack you across the face.

joshhh11 | 0

#836320 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:18

atleast he change his picture, right freeze?

By Ashle1gh | 14

#835851 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:10

YDI for going to a club, and of course being stupid enough to leave evidence.

BugeryBill | 0

#835996 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:44

shutup you knob let's all get wasted and sleep in a ditch while a tramp molests our unconcious body

kensman93 | 0

#836017 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:49

:D random but funny/ weird

BugeryBill | 0

#836027 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:52

I have some sick stories :)

Tripout | 0

#836636 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:26

umm idk weather I wanna know em or not.

WHO AM I KIDDIN LAY EM ON ME LETS HEAR ALL UR "SICK" STORIES 

BugeryBill | 0

#838972 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:36

butter my ass homo

By MXavierT | 0

#835852 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:10

Lol nice one.

By RyanKaufman | 7

#835855 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:11

You're an idiot. You deserve it for sneaking out. Party and do what you want when you're alone. Hopefully when you get drunk because you're such an idiot, you get in your car, and smash into people who are like you.

Zigma_fml | 0

#835956 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:30

I hope drunk drivers crash and kill themselves. It clears the roads for the smarter drivers.

serfis | 0

#836750 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:00

wait, did you just to tell him to party alone? you're a moron.

just because you had no life and were unfortunate enough to have no friends doesn't mean everybody should live like you

ktbird | 0

#837945 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:47

unfortunately they usually kill innocent people and walk away unharmed.

By hunter989 | 0

#835857 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:11

Wow thats something i definitely wouldve noticed

By ShopoingStor | 0

#835859 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:11

agreed

CreepyGuy666 | 2

#1010448 - Friday 28 May 2010 19:18

not like youve said it before...

By kelseyyyy | 0

#835861 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:11

That sucks but you deserved it!

ThankYhuCaptinOb | 0

#835876 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:13

It says you got grounded . Since in most clubs you have to be 18 or 21 and you still live with your parents and are able to get " Grounded " worry me deeply .

wolfpackchick10 | 0

#835984 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:40

On top of that...most clubs aren't stupid about the people in there that AREN'T 21 drinking. So...are you 21 + and STILL having to sneak out AND getting grounded? Wow...

yeahreally | 6

#836112 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:16

agreed

By stebun | 0

#835865 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:11

if your old enough to get into a club and get a wristbands to drink, I think you are too old to get grounded...

deadbunny17 | 0

#835880 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:14

I was thinking the exact same thing. If you're old enough to get into a club, you're old enough to not be grounded.

BugeryBill | 0

#836011 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:48

I have been going out since I was sixteen. granted though that if my parents tried to ground me I would have laughed at them

deadbunny17 | 0

#837345 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 7:53

Clubs that serve alcohol don't welcome minors. Thus punk apparently got plastered. Not happening at an all ages club.

Vitamin_C | 0

#837676 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:53

yeah, clearly they raised you well..

chronological age is not the same as maturity - if your ass still needs to be grounded at 18, your parents haven't spanked you enough as a child.

BugeryBill | 0

#837908 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:17

raised very well...what were they going to do ground me so I couldn't go to work? haha

By happyhak | 5

#835867 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:12

Well, OP, if you're out getting smashed and you dont have the intelligence to even cover your tracks, then its no wonder you're already grounded. :l YDI