Love: Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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By nightxxtime - 10/01/2017 14:39

Today, a guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I haven't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 04:10 - United States - Erie

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML

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By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 12:12 - United States

Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML

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By OhNo - 22/01/2016 21:28 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2016 08:43

Today, I got to meet the guy that I have been talking to over a dating website. We were having a great time, at least until I managed to randomly fall asleep in front of him. I spent the rest of the day sending text messages trying to explain to him that I suffer from narcolepsy. FML

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By I shaved my legs for this - 02/08/2018 01:30

Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML

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toelie 25

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

Why would you wait TWO hrs before calling?

justsayfuck 5

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

Obviously he is not the right guy for you, forget about him and move on.

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msshaye 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:18

that sucks! maybe it wasnt meant to be? gl on future first dates...

Shystai 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 14:26

ya think?

KingDingALing 9

Saturday 11 September 2010 15:09

Tell him to suck your dick, OP ;D

legonut4 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 15:37

burn his house down

rebbee 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 16:05

Sounds like a promising young man!

brianjman14 22

Saturday 11 September 2010 19:15

Why would you wait 2 hours? I would've called after 30 minutes. But still, the guy was a dick, so FYL.

justsayfuck 5

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

Obviously he is not the right guy for you, forget about him and move on.

SunshineBoy21 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 13:42

#2 - Exactly, not the one - so, next! Additionally, this was a 'first' date - better you learned now what an asshole he is, than two kids later! ps. #2 we have same bday, Scorpio's rule :)

hugopz 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 14:05

same XD, november 21 ftw

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 11 September 2010 14:57

Sounds like everyone's parents were getting "busy" around Valentine's Day! (: Hearts&Flowers.

InDenial 6

Saturday 11 September 2010 15:42

Woo! Scorpio FTW!

toelie 25

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

Why would you wait TWO hrs before calling?

RODEOqueen 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 19:59

That's what I was thinking! She's obviously desperate for a date to wait that long, and you just look pathetic if you call and say you're still waiting two hours later.

PincheEdgarr 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 20:54

agreed with 87 xD

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 11 September 2010 21:54

Yep. Unless he or she calls to explain, half an hour and one call attempt is a pretty generous cutoff, IMO. Someone who'll keep you waiting that long without the common courtesy of a phone call wouldn't warrant initiating any further communication, either. Respect yourself and move the **** on.