By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML
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There's no helping some people

By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 20:02 - United States - Livingston

Today, I was helping a 93 year-old hoarder organize her home. She asked me to make ropes from old plastic bags, fold bags in a specific odd way, then fit four large boxes of bags into one smaller one. I said I couldn't do those, nor fit four boxes in one. "Why are you here if you can’t do things?" she said. I’m a professional home organizer. FML
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Why would you wait TWO hrs before calling?

Obviously he is not the right guy for you, forget about him and move on.


that sucks! maybe it wasnt meant to be? gl on future first dates...

ya think?

Tell him to suck your dick, OP ;D

burn his house down

Sounds like a promising young man!

Why would you wait 2 hours? I would've called after 30 minutes. But still, the guy was a dick, so FYL.

Obviously he is not the right guy for you, forget about him and move on.

#2 - Exactly, not the one - so, next! Additionally, this was a 'first' date - better you learned now what an asshole he is, than two kids later! ps. #2 we have same bday, Scorpio's rule :)

same XD, november 21 ftw

Sounds like everyone's parents were getting "busy" around Valentine's Day! (: Hearts&Flowers.

Woo! Scorpio FTW!

Why would you wait TWO hrs before calling?

That's what I was thinking! She's obviously desperate for a date to wait that long, and you just look pathetic if you call and say you're still waiting two hours later.

agreed with 87 xD

Yep. Unless he or she calls to explain, half an hour and one call attempt is a pretty generous cutoff, IMO. Someone who'll keep you waiting that long without the common courtesy of a phone call wouldn't warrant initiating any further communication, either. Respect yourself and move the fuck on.

what a jerk!! you can find better

yeah he's a jerk

go over to his house and spill ice cold water on him "oopsy daisy"

Why weren't you at his house making him a sammich? I don't think it's going to work out between you two.

Sammich? epic!!

you're awesome. i agree . you should be makin him a sammich for when he gets up!

oh shit he sounds like me!

6 are u saying that cause she's a girl she gotta cook for the guy?

Of course not!! Unless he said he wanted that sammich toasted!

ha-HA!! / win!

Lol I'm a girl and even I found 35's comment to be a win! :D

That's an early sign that it's just not going to work out darling... unless you got the time and date wrong.

lol if she got that wrong She needed that to happen to her... is any1 tht dumb?

this guy sux! you should find another guy. good luck op! :)