By traumatized4life - 4/11/2010 19:32 - United States
  Today, I woke up to two text messages from my mother. The first said, "You could've had this for breakfast. How do you like your eggs?" The next text was a picture message of her naked. I think it was meant to be sent to her boyfriend. FML
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By  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

Your dad likes em "over easy" while hes makin it "hard boiled" for your mom, eh? I hope this doesn't "scramble" your relationship, but let's be optimistic and stay "sunny-side up" (;

Well those were some eggstremely lame puns! :P

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I'm sorry, my username is a lie, I'm not awesome, I'm a bit of a prat really .

Oh, and I collect turnips. Although I have been known to mistake the odd swede for a turnip every now and again, and buy one in error.

What? It happens!

Just thought I'd let you all know that. Thanks for listening.

By  perdix  |  29

You should have written, "Evidently you like Eggs Benedict -- your eggs covered with a white creamy sauce" and send a picture of you.

I hope your Dad has first dibs on the bacon.

By  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

Your dad likes em "over easy" while hes makin it "hard boiled" for your mom, eh? I hope this doesn't "scramble" your relationship, but let's be optimistic and stay "sunny-side up" (;

Well those were some eggstremely lame puns! :P