By shat - 12/12/2015 07:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML
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mds9986 24
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I hope your username doesn't depict another event that occurred.

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Thomas1605 13
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Damn I hope you didn't hurt yourself while jumping out the bed!

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Thomas1605 13
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Damn I hope you didn't hurt yourself while jumping out the bed!

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LilMissCanadian 22
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Yeah, that cockroach was such a cock to him.

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LilMissCanadian 22
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I'm sorry it was too tempting

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Alg1do 6
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Could always be worse.

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mds9986 24
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No, I don't think it can be. Bugs and spiders suck.

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SecundusSecunda 27
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I think it was worse. Not only was a roach trekking up his leg, OP's username says he shat himself. He could be joking, but chances are he isn't. lol

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mikuxxhatsune 31
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#16 Roaches are the almost invincible devil spawn of insects.

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yenze 18
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Ydi depends on if you screamed befor or after you saw that it was just a cockroach

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proudsock 17
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Um cockroaches are gross, I'm sure quite a few people would've had the same reaction..

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TH_Insomniak 15
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if you're like me and you work at a warehouse where packages from China come in, carrying cockroaches that can actually fly, you realize they're not gross after a while, its just an effect of them being totally different and unusual makes your mind hate them. get used to them, they're actually pretty cool

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Ed_Fresco 6
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I 100% feel you, cockroaches are so disgusting. Screaming like a girl is totally okay! See if you can get your dad to fumigate or something, cockroaches are really the worst.

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Adeptus_Astartes 22
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I never understood people's fears for cockroaches. They are just like beatles. They don't even bite.

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earljonez 22
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Actually cockroaches have been known to nibble on the hands and feet of people sleeping on boats

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ArbiterOfFML 24
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That at most helps take off dead skin.

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mattzawesome 28
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They are gross, I don't see an issue with screaming.

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dahoss99 30
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I would have done the same thing. FYL OP.

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mds9986 24
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I hope your username doesn't depict another event that occurred.

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Steve089 9
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Lol laughed so hard At this haha

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bulletsinthewind 21
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Hey, at least it wasn't a spider

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gorgeous_vixen95 12
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Wow, you should really get your dad to fumigate the house if u have roaches. They are a serious health hazard. I would've flipped out too!!!

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gobiteme2 34
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It must be nice you remember to shave your legs, otherwise you might not have felt it.

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SecundusSecunda 27
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I've never shaved my legs, but I think I would have decreased sensitivity on them without the hair Given that if one of my hairs is moved I can tell instantly that something is on my leg (I.e. A mosquito or some other random critter) I could be wrong though

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