Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML
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mds9986
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I hope your username doesn't depict another event that occurred.
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Thomas1605
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Damn I hope you didn't hurt yourself while jumping out the bed!
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Thomas1605
| 13
Damn I hope you didn't hurt yourself while jumping out the bed!
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LilMissCanadian
| 22
Yeah, that cockroach was such a cock to him.
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TH_Insomniak
| 15
can you not
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LilMissCanadian
| 22
I'm sorry it was too tempting
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Alg1do
| 6
Could always be worse.
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mds9986
| 24
No, I don't think it can be. Bugs and spiders suck.
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SecundusSecunda
| 27
I think it was worse. Not only was a roach trekking up his leg, OP's username says he shat himself. He could be joking, but chances are he isn't. lol
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mikuxxhatsune
| 31
#16 Roaches are the almost invincible devil spawn of insects.
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yenze
| 18
Ydi depends on if you screamed befor or after you saw that it was just a cockroach
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proudsock
| 17
Um cockroaches are gross, I'm sure quite a few people would've had the same reaction..
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TH_Insomniak
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if you're like me and you work at a warehouse where packages from China come in, carrying cockroaches that can actually fly, you realize they're not gross after a while, its just an effect of them being totally different and unusual makes your mind hate them. get used to them, they're actually pretty cool
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Ed_Fresco
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I 100% feel you, cockroaches are so disgusting. Screaming like a girl is totally okay! See if you can get your dad to fumigate or something, cockroaches are really the worst.
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Adeptus_Astartes
| 22
I never understood people's fears for cockroaches. They are just like beatles. They don't even bite.
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earljonez
| 22
Actually cockroaches have been known to nibble on the hands and feet of people sleeping on boats
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mattzawesome
| 28
They are gross, I don't see an issue with screaming.
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dahoss99
| 30
I would have done the same thing. FYL OP.
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mds9986
| 24
I hope your username doesn't depict another event that occurred.
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Steve089
| 9
Lol laughed so hard At this haha
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bulletsinthewind
| 21
Hey, at least it wasn't a spider
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gorgeous_vixen95
| 12
Wow, you should really get your dad to fumigate the house if u have roaches. They are a serious health hazard. I would've flipped out too!!!
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gobiteme2
| 34
It must be nice you remember to shave your legs, otherwise you might not have felt it.
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SecundusSecunda
| 27
I've never shaved my legs, but I think I would have decreased sensitivity on them without the hair
Given that if one of my hairs is moved I can tell instantly that something is on my leg (I.e. A mosquito or some other random critter)
I could be wrong though
Given that if one of my hairs is moved I can tell instantly that something is on my leg (I.e. A mosquito or some other random critter)
I could be wrong though