FML : Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream...

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Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shat - / Saturday 12 December 2015 07:14 / United States - San Francisco

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By mds9986 | 24

#6483814 - Sunday 13 December 2015 06:59

I hope your username doesn't depict another event that occurred.

By Thomas1605 | 13

#6483791 - Sunday 13 December 2015 06:47

Damn I hope you didn't hurt yourself while jumping out the bed!

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By Thomas1605 | 13

#6483791 - Sunday 13 December 2015 06:47

Damn I hope you didn't hurt yourself while jumping out the bed!

LilMissCanadian | 22

#6484015 - Sunday 13 December 2015 03:42

Yeah, that cockroach was such a cock to him.

TH_Insomniak | 15

#6484126 - Sunday 13 December 2015 06:27

can you not

LilMissCanadian | 22

#6484249 - Sunday 13 December 2015 09:54

I'm sorry it was too tempting

By Alg1do | 6

#6483792 - Sunday 13 December 2015 06:47

Could always be worse.

mds9986 | 24

#6483841 - Sunday 13 December 2015 07:32

No, I don't think it can be. Bugs and spiders suck.

SecundusSecunda | 27

#6483847 - Sunday 13 December 2015 07:41

I think it was worse. Not only was a roach trekking up his leg, OP's username says he shat himself. He could be joking, but chances are he isn't. lol

mikuxxhatsune | 31

#6483989 - Sunday 13 December 2015 01:58

#16 Roaches are the almost invincible devil spawn of insects.

By yenze | 18

#6483793 - Sunday 13 December 2015 06:49

Ydi depends on if you screamed befor or after you saw that it was just a cockroach

proudsock | 17

#6483928 - Sunday 13 December 2015 10:36

Um cockroaches are gross, I'm sure quite a few people would've had the same reaction..

TH_Insomniak | 15

#6484152 - Sunday 13 December 2015 07:08

if you're like me and you work at a warehouse where packages from China come in, carrying cockroaches that can actually fly, you realize they're not gross after a while, its just an effect of them being totally different and unusual makes your mind hate them. get used to them, they're actually pretty cool

By Ed_Fresco | 6

#6483795 - Sunday 13 December 2015 06:50

I 100% feel you, cockroaches are so disgusting. Screaming like a girl is totally okay! See if you can get your dad to fumigate or something, cockroaches are really the worst.

Adeptus_Astartes | 22

#6483894 - Sunday 13 December 2015 08:58

I never understood people's fears for cockroaches. They are just like beatles. They don't even bite.

earljonez | 21

#6483911 - Sunday 13 December 2015 09:38

Actually cockroaches have been known to nibble on the hands and feet of people sleeping on boats

By mattzawesome | 28

#6483798 - Sunday 13 December 2015 06:51

They are gross, I don't see an issue with screaming.

By dahoss99 | 30

#6483811 - Sunday 13 December 2015 06:57

I would have done the same thing. FYL OP.

By mds9986 | 24

#6483814 - Sunday 13 December 2015 06:59

I hope your username doesn't depict another event that occurred.

Steve089 | 9

#6483915 - Sunday 13 December 2015 09:51

Lol laughed so hard At this haha

By bulletsinthewind | 21

#6483816 - Sunday 13 December 2015 07:01

Hey, at least it wasn't a spider

By gorgeous_vixen95 | 12

#6483819 - Sunday 13 December 2015 07:04

Wow, you should really get your dad to fumigate the house if u have roaches. They are a serious health hazard. I would've flipped out too!!!

By gobiteme2 | 33

#6483825 - Sunday 13 December 2015 07:11

It must be nice you remember to shave your legs, otherwise you might not have felt it.

SecundusSecunda | 27

#6483893 - Sunday 13 December 2015 08:58

I've never shaved my legs, but I think I would have decreased sensitivity on them without the hair Given that if one of my hairs is moved I can tell instantly that something is on my leg (I.e. A mosquito or some other random critter) I could be wrong though