By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML
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Well at least your husband was nice enough to try and clean it up before you saw it cause you know what they say what you don't know can't hurt cha

Theres few things I find more romantic than trying to remove cat puke from your partner without him/her knowing about it. Honestly


how is that "ow"


apparently that must of hurt considering what #1 said.

KingDingALing 9

Hahahahaha, love your pic #35.

#1 just wanted to be first, so they wrote a completely irrelevant one-word comment. So dang, OP that cat vomit must've HURT! Hope it didn't leave any bruises or anything. I have no idea how you could've slept through that pummeling. Freaking cat.

What happened to all the your picture comments??? that was hilarious!

Well, atleast the cat loves you. Stop bitching :)

johanestrella 0

could be worst

YupImBack 0

Ok? so what. Man up!

that person on ur pic iz an actor . hes from kuwait lolz

WhyTheFace4 0

That text from your pic is Times New Roman?

ILovesMahBridge 0

The scorpion in your pic has a giant penis growing out of its back.

KingDingALing 9

The hair on your troll's head is pubic hair...

That fence in your picture need to be painted really badly.

KingDingALing 9

The Cartman in your picture should not be black...

LightningLadyy 0

That iPod in your picture needs to be an iPhone.

KingDingALing 9

That shirt in your pic needs to be darker...

those dogs in your picture need to be tested for STD's.

your balls need to be bigger... see what I did there?

That circle in your pic has a negative attitude.

Person000 0

that rat is totally banging that other rat^

The circle in your picture is denying your access....

KingDingALing 9

Those words in your picture need to be blue

That shaggy dog in your picture needs to try the other end some time.

Ionic 0

(Taken it upon myself to start this back up.) The person jumping off of that cliff is fucking crazy.

ladykat 0

that alien head is really shiny!!!

that duckface in your picture should be replaced with a smile

YupImBack 0

The fence in your picture is to small.

icemachine44 0

Discusting :D It happened to me too but i wasnt in bad and i dont have a husband ;)


KingDingALing 9

*wasn't *bed *don't

stupid grammer Nazis

LightningLadyy 0

They won't have a job if you all just used correct grammar :)

LeoFML 1

Forgot too end your sentence with a period. -1 point.

MetalFish 0

calling it a period when it's called a 'full stop' -1 point xD I never understood why Americans call it a period... a period is a length of time... not a punctuation mark.

starberries 0

There are differences in language from country to country. Will you please get the fuck over it.

roaminginsomniac 0

That's Nasty. first, how does that NOT wake you up? I sleep with a chihuahua, and she moves often. So, you must be a darn hard sleeper.

Yeah, cats have ninja barfing skills.

YDI for leaving the room door open and for having a sick cat!

Bathory_fml 0

Cats can throw up a lot even when they aren't sick. Pro-tip: Hairballs aren't always ball shaped.

I'll agree with you on this one.

Well at least your husband was nice enough to try and clean it up before you saw it cause you know what they say what you don't know can't hurt cha

i hate catz only like kittens and little dogs

theannak 7

Soooo what. You're gonna be the kitten lady instead of the cat lady? What happens when they grow up and you've bonded with all 40? Trade them in for a new set of kittens? Oh and you're little rat dog...I'm betting it will be a yapper.

Kitty was giving you a present=]

WhyTheFace4 0

Bleh... Gross.