FML : Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped...

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Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sammatthews2007 - / Wednesday 25 February 2009 03:21 / United States

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By amelinat | 0

#7041 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:46

The crazy woman needs professional help - call the police, get your dog back and get her sectioned.

By curious_missy | 0

#7037 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:21

FML for the getting back of puppies!!! UNITE!!!!

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By curious_missy | 0

#7037 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:21

FML for the getting back of puppies!!! UNITE!!!!

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mygiraffe | 1

#1087156 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 3:32

hahahah.

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brivielle | 15

#5951995 - Wednesday 21 May 2014 8:38

lmao!!! She sounds like fun

By Tri_fml | 5

#7040 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:45

Rofl.
So you post on FML instead of calling the cops? GG!

Seriously though, thats messed up o.o

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cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5957601 - Tuesday 27 May 2014 15:11

why oh why do people assume people write the FML immediately after the bad thing happened? why people don't understand an FML takes days to get published? think people.

By amelinat | 0

#7041 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:46

The crazy woman needs professional help - call the police, get your dog back and get her sectioned.

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KingZaneXII | 6

#1266197 - Thursday 19 August 2010 3:24

Or it's remains...

By suyci | 0

#7046 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:56

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By KatieWagnerFab | 0

#7048 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:58

I hope you called the police on that hussy.

By fgsfds | 3

#7050 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:59

Phone the police you idiot.

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IntoTheClouds | 41

#4889205 - Monday 3 September 2012 1:34

How do you know he didn't, "idiot?"

By roflcoptin | 0

#7057 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 13:26

definitely call the police

By 2random | 0

#7061 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 13:46

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By barefoot | 0

#7066 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 13:54

Oh my god, your dog DIED? That's so sad! :( Call the police, people like your ex shouldn't be allowed to walk free...

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glorykitten | 0

#4398966 - Sunday 6 May 2012 23:45

OP never said the dog died.

By nicksterluv | 0

#7067 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 13:54

Call the popo!

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