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Actually 34's quote was from "the cable guy" with Jim Carey. where he sits on his hand until it's numb so it seems like someone else's hand.

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4- ......And you haven't ever touched a penis before then? It may be a few things, but gross? I'm assuming if they're sleeping together literally, they may have been somewhat physical with each other before. It's just a penis/hand job. It's the fact she wasn't awake that makes it....note worthy. ;P

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Nothing gross about a penis or vagina. We all have one or the other ... Unless it's a blue waffle vagina. Then it's gross.

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Actually I agree with RandomThing.. I don't think they were saying hand jobs are gross (though i could be wrong) but that they were saying that it is gross that a guy would use you while you are asleep for that. Especially if the semen gets everywhere and you have him on your hands and things without realising it when you wake up. I would not be happy if that happened to me - at all.

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163- I'll meet you halfway and partially agree with you: If I woke up covered in jizz, yes, that'd be gross. And I would not be happy if that happened to me - at all. ;P

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Wait until he's finished then slap him in the face with it. Or gradually start to tighten your grip whilst still pretending to be asleep.

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If you like the comment, thumb it up. The 69 likes thing is just stupid. Or leave it, I don't give a fuck! *frustrated old man head shake*

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