FML : Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally...

Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Seline / Thursday 25 November 2010 14:48 /

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By SOCALME | 3

#1750964 - Thursday 25 November 2010 18:59

You took the term "raise the roof" too literally...

By jakerb0b | 0

#1750973 - Thursday 25 November 2010 18:59

i hate spiders

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By SOCALME | 3

#1750964 - Thursday 25 November 2010 18:59

You took the term "raise the roof" too literally...

Lexisaurus | 6

#1751009 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:03

hahaha LMAO YDI op

cmac86 | 23

#1751112 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:26

at least op didn't sing "the roof is on fire".

rene22 | 18

#1751174 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:37

1 & 17 win for life

kiddoraelyn | 0

#1751325 - Thursday 25 November 2010 20:35

and then beetlejuice popped out.

0opsie | 6

#1751445 - Thursday 25 November 2010 21:25

Nothing wakes you up better than a face full of spiders.

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1753197 - Friday 26 November 2010 5:37

Let them live on your face and do your bidding so that you can rule the world with your spider army

TechnoTaco | 0

#1754106 - Friday 26 November 2010 11:00

Good morning, lol.

By jakerb0b | 0

#1750973 - Thursday 25 November 2010 18:59

i hate spiders

hotncool | 0

#1751502 - Thursday 25 November 2010 22:07

I hate spiders too
as a matta of fact I'm terrified of em
been that way since I was little
no joke

metal8214 | 0

#1752743 - Friday 26 November 2010 2:59

no one cares lol

Zya_fml | 8

#1754083 - Friday 26 November 2010 10:45

Matta of fact? Really..?

Bubblerider | 3

#1763222 - Sunday 28 November 2010 11:04

if that happened to me, I wouldn't even freak out, I would just die right away.

moomoo14 | 0

#2970436 - Monday 25 July 2011 8:38

saame they scare and disgust the friction crap outta mee

sirsquab | 12

#4101343 - Tuesday 28 February 2012 17:43

I'd freak the fuck out. In my panic, I'd probably sit up and smash my head on the ceiling too.

By tattieannecaldwe | 0

#1750975 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:00

hahahaha that blows.

meowmeowwkitty | 0

#2106158 - Monday 21 February 2011 6:14

YES... YES IT DEF DOES!!

pedosmurf | 7

#4103905 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:05

At least you were energized to get away from the spiders :)

alfred_winklewof | 8

#6159865 - Thursday 1 January 2015 16:46

#3 your an asshole

By velvel | 7

#1750978 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:00

now the little birds can eat the tiny spiders! :)

ImJustMosh | 0

#1751477 - Thursday 25 November 2010 21:53

^win

By RawrBunneh | 0

#1750980 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:00

Good morning!! ;D

Skroal_stomper | 5

#1750999 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:02

Good morning to you.

nathan5 | 0

#1751027 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:07

Good evening

yuukicross_fml | 0

#1751258 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:57

I would smash

KingDingALing | 9

#1751312 - Thursday 25 November 2010 20:33

Good night bitches!

dicklover69 | 0

#1751554 - Thursday 25 November 2010 22:36

RawrBunneh, you are a hottie

8trickster8 | 0

#1754750 - Friday 26 November 2010 15:01

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By danielleeycakes | 3

#1750982 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:00

that's grosssss. I hate spiders. D;

By joHnnycsU | 0

#1751006 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:03

You don't live in Australia by any chance?

By tdotgirl1 | 0

#1751011 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:04

why wont my comment post!!

tdotgirl1 | 0

#1751020 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:06

oh great -_-
As I was saying,why are you complaining OP,you just got free breakfast in bed.

maphineRAWRS | 10

#1751516 - Thursday 25 November 2010 22:12

hey hey, Australias' awesome :)

By W4X | 0

#1751034 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:08

HULK MADDDD-OMFG SPIDERS!!!! lul

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#1751045 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:09

nomnomnommm protein!

shawtieee | 0

#1751116 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:28

yuck!

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