Today, I woke up from the most satisfying dream I've ever experienced. Sex related? Nah. I just needed two hands to pull a massive booger from my left nostril. FML
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Ilovemysphynx
| 19
Boogers > sex.
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ScratchCatPower
| 32
That, too, can be a very satisfying feeling according to your brain. Who am I to judge?
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igottapee
| 27
hope you washed your hands in your dream
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FrozenMusic
| 26
That's snot a bad dream.
*waits for down votes*
*waits for down votes*
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MessedUpLife00
| 13
How ironic, you're waiting for something that you won't get a lot of!
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Hunter_the_Ninja
| 22
Looks like you're picking up the slack, 13
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YoloWhiteRSA
| 20
I nose exactly how you feel.
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manuwish
| 9
plot twist..what you dreamt was a booger turned out to be your 4 D matrix breathing tube..now is your chance to escape the pod during repairs..XP haha
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flyingflies
| 36
You tried too hard, dude.
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Lalala579121
| 27
Well thanks for giving Mnight Shyamalan his next movie idea...
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soodytheboi
| 23
Pulling boogers out of your nose is like finishing your math homework. It's all done and there's nothing more to get, and once you get there, you feel satisfied.
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teenageboy
| 7
Whats the problem here?
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RichardPencil
| 27
A booger that required two hands to harvest? You need to put that thing in the Smithsonian next to the Hope Diamond!
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RpiesSPIES
| 27
I've had that dream before. The end result is a gloriously putrid minty green.
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