By froggylicious - Canada
Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML
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  IndiRae  |  9

Grab it, get in your car, drive for a while to a distant bridge, throw it off the edge into the water, and pray to god it doesn't come hopping down your stairs soaking wet when you get back home.

  Iamnotmyself  |  17

-38 Steve is a unicorn, he could give himself a blowjob. I swear I did NOT do anything with him... That beaver on the side of the river, that's a different story.

  free2speak  |  14

Try kissing it... if he shape shifts into a prince you're good to go. Oh wait.. I think I got enchanted and TruBlood mixed up. On the other hand, I've always wanted Sam to turn into a frog and wait for some naive girl to kiss him and in that exact moment turn in Sam again. Would be damn funny.

  EvilPotato  |  14

I say the frog is a evil mastermind that made duplications of himself so that each time you throw him away a new one takes his spot. I know because I planned it.