By of course - 20/04/2019 12:00

Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. needing a drink. Not only did my cat wake everyone up when I tripped over him, but I also spilled a whole gallon of milk on myself. FML
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Maybe it's time to start keeping a water bottle on your night stand when you go to bed 🤷🏽‍♀️

tounces7 27

How did you spill the whole gallon? I mean, it takes awhile for the milk to pour out. Did you just lay there letting it dump all over you and not do anything?

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Maybe it's time to start keeping a water bottle on your night stand when you go to bed 🤷🏽‍♀️

You know what they say about spilled milk.

25000bees 10

pour it on the cat?

bloopaloop 27

A whole gallon? How did you “accidentally” hold it upside down that long?

tounces7 27

How did you spill the whole gallon? I mean, it takes awhile for the milk to pour out. Did you just lay there letting it dump all over you and not do anything?

Better milk than booze.