By last night king - 28/5/2019 18:09
Today, I went to work completely hung over. I was at my desk for 5 minutes before security threw me out on my ass. Apparently, I’m hung over because I got fired yesterday and got blackout drunk, completely forgetting that I had been fired. FML
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By  ajh1800  |  25

It seems like there have been a lot of alcoholics on here lately. Instead of coming on FML to complain (it's not likely you'll get much sympathy here), perhaps you guys should get together in AA?

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By  ajh1800  |  25

It seems like there have been a lot of alcoholics on here lately. Instead of coming on FML to complain (it's not likely you'll get much sympathy here), perhaps you guys should get together in AA?

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  RichardPencil  |  27

It reminded me of the old joke. A brewery worker delivered the bad news to the widow that her husband had drowned in a beer vat. She shrieked, “He never had a chance!” The worker replied, “I don’t want to contradict you, but he did get out twice to take a piss.”

By  alycion  |  38

You mean to tell me that none of you thinking drinking problem ever got bombed out of your mind on a bad day even if you don’t normally drink. I may have a beer every three years. When my contract job ended, we all sat on the beach at a bar and got beyond drunk. None of us drove and none of us needed an AA meeting. It’s not uncommon to do this after losing a job, if it’s a good one.