FML : Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit,...

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Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sigh - / Sunday 13 September 2009 12:42 / Australia

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By netbeui435 | 3

#561143 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:20

the holier than thou ones are the worst.

By evangldbrg | 0

#561101 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:10

My family was pretty much the same, but with my mom and dad roles switched with yours. FYL, and be lucky you're out of the house...unfortunately I'm not, but should only be a few months before I am

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By jBird_fml | 0

#561094 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:10

Fucking hell. Go home and fuck your boyfriend in the arse. It's what I do quite frequently.

xoerica9 | 0

#561100 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:10

oh wow, your mother must be so proud.
ANYWAYS,
I love this FML! =D

psyx | 0

#561809 - Monday 14 September 2009 2:30

Agreed. I love this FML - it's one of the few that actually made me laugh.

hellokittywhore | 0

#1126191 - Friday 23 July 2010 1:13

lol I'd pray for god to strike him down with a bolt of lightning. :D

BloodRedSpark | 9

#4780464 - Monday 6 August 2012 19:12

I'm guessing this is a male user, trying to tell us something.

BloodRedSpark | 9

#4780467 - Monday 6 August 2012 19:12

I'm guessing this is a male user, trying to tell us something.

By Mihir | 1

#561095 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:10

WTF?!

By shinybluedollar | 3

#561099 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:10

So sorry your parents are so frickin' CRAZY!!!

jBird_fml | 0

#561122 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:15

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Poepiepiesie | 3

#1849484 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 23:31

Epitome of sadness.

stangfreak1984 | 0

#2328921 - Monday 11 April 2011 7:38

shineybluedollar is hot

By evangldbrg | 0

#561101 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:10

My family was pretty much the same, but with my mom and dad roles switched with yours. FYL, and be lucky you're out of the house...unfortunately I'm not, but should only be a few months before I am

By Pirater666 | 0

#561134 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:19

haha. this is why i think religion is stupid. that and a lot of other reasons.

Dango_fml | 0

#561622 - Monday 14 September 2009 0:51

ignore this, replied to wrong comment

Maximus_Axiom | 7

#3003625 - Saturday 30 July 2011 20:07

yes religion is fairytails and messes up everything wars have been fought over religion for centuries

By sublime93 | 0

#561136 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:19

Doesn't sound so bad..

By netbeui435 | 3

#561143 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:20

the holier than thou ones are the worst.

By Kira_fml | 0

#561156 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:25

ROFL. Should've eaten his god, by which I mean the spaghetti. Mhhmmm.

no0000ob | 0

#561406 - Sunday 13 September 2009 22:49

wtf are u talkin about
u stupid bag of shit

By graciedacie | 0

#561167 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:34

Whaaaaaaaaaat?

By someguy945 | 0

#561176 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:39

No offense to the OP but you sound kinda heretical.

diet_otaku | 0

#561275 - Sunday 13 September 2009 21:28

same here, who the hell approved this one?

greenltrn2003 | 0

#561732 - Monday 14 September 2009 1:42

rotfl
ohh mann....I want to reply to like half the comments on this FML. I love the humor on this site

but yeahh this is a sorta pointless post. kinda funny but then you leave me feeling like wheres the conflict in your life? at least you're out of there