By Sigh - 13/09/2009 12:42 - Australia

Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML
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the holier than thou ones are the worst.

My family was pretty much the same, but with my mom and dad roles switched with yours. FYL, and be lucky you're out of the house...unfortunately I'm not, but should only be a few months before I am

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Fucking hell. Go home and fuck your boyfriend in the arse. It's what I do quite frequently.

oh wow, your mother must be so proud. ANYWAYS, I love this FML! =D

Agreed. I love this FML - it's one of the few that actually made me laugh.

lol I'd pray for god to strike him down with a bolt of lightning. :D

I'm guessing this is a male user, trying to tell us something.

I'm guessing this is a male user, trying to tell us something.

So sorry your parents are so frickin' CRAZY!!!

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I am so spectacularly underwhelmed. You must be so proud that you were, through complete fluke and no skill, one of the first hundred or so people to go to FML after it was updated. That's the kind of thing they should give medals for....

Epitome of sadness.

shineybluedollar is hot

My family was pretty much the same, but with my mom and dad roles switched with yours. FYL, and be lucky you're out of the house...unfortunately I'm not, but should only be a few months before I am

haha. this is why i think religion is stupid. that and a lot of other reasons.

ignore this, replied to wrong comment

yes religion is fairytails and messes up everything wars have been fought over religion for centuries

Doesn't sound so bad..

the holier than thou ones are the worst.

ROFL. Should've eaten his god, by which I mean the spaghetti. Mhhmmm.

wtf are u talkin about u stupid bag of shit

Whaaaaaaaaaat?

No offense to the OP but you sound kinda heretical.

same here, who the hell approved this one?

rotfl ohh mann....I want to reply to like half the comments on this FML. I love the humor on this site but yeahh this is a sorta pointless post. kinda funny but then you leave me feeling like wheres the conflict in your life? at least you're out of there