By lopsided - 06/09/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 923
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What the fuck? Most women aren't symmetrical. You should have told her, "Yeah, it happens. Not every saleswoman can have a fucking clue."

It's better then having a third nipple. Or is it? Dun Dun Dun.


thats a shame

slap the bitch

"yeah it happens. not everyone could be a bitch, but you've proved me wrong."

Most women aren't. Unless they are implants. It's normal, don't worry OP.

It's pretty normal. Not really a bad thing if you ask me.

It's ok men enjoy variety. Playing with 1 B cup and then 1 DDD might be weird at first but they're still boobs. Put a nipple on anything and a guy will play with it.

I once asked a male friend of mine why guys like boobs so much. He replied, "Because they are there, if you had a hand growing out of your head we'd want to shake it!" Wise man.

My left boob is bigger than my right boob, but you can't really tell. Especially when I jiggle 'em like this!

Aww, nobody gets the reference? Finding Nemo! When the cute little octopus is talking about her tentacles.. :/

68 - I can't take you seriously with that picture. Let alone any references you make

You should try the Ahh bra. It custom conforms to your breasts and it feels wonderful. Just match it with your clothes size!

92- For that awesomely nice comment I'm going to have to go run over a couple Bambi's with my Suburban to make up for it

Aww that sucks op! But so does reading FML with hemorrhoids, it hurts so much.

106 - Don't lie you probably hit all of Bambi's family on the way here

5 ur a fuckin how-le

honestly i find that nasty as shit but thats just me!

oh nd the one i sent b4 dis one was to 29

Ohhh i get it now! I knew I heard that before!

It's better then having a third nipple. Or is it? Dun Dun Dun.

Having three nipples is sexy.

I have a third nipple! Except it's just a scar from where my lung collapsed :/

No, not at all. I have a third nipple, and it's pretty sweet. I have the ultimate comeback for a threatened "purple nurple". "Go ahead, no way you can get all three!!!"

Is it a psychic third nipple?

One nipple... ah ah ah... twoo nipples ah ah ah... three nipples.. ah a— oh god I'm out

Anyone get the reference? :D

^^^^ Family guy when Meg was dating The Count. What do I win?

You win a price of cake...IF you can also correctly guess mine.

Nope, I was born with it.

this reminds me of that movie Paul with the alien that escapes from area 51 and has that comic with a girl with 3 boobs :)


What the fuck? Most women aren't symmetrical. You should have told her, "Yeah, it happens. Not every saleswoman can have a fucking clue."

I don't get it..

90% of women have some form of asymmetry, the saleswoman probably says that to lots of women, sounds like a bitch

Well said :)

I thought the saleswoman was referring to herself, because no matter how I look at what she said, she seems like a bitch.

The Doc is back!

63- yes he is...giggity

No I'm not. I'm just a figment of your imagination. Or am I?

Her's must be really noticeable if the lady said that.


It's actually pretty normal for women to have breasts that are not the same size. Sometimes it's more noticeable though.

Balls are not the same size too

then you say "at least mine aren't silicon"


"At least mine aren't Douche" makes no sense at all, people. For shame!

Disregard them Eggers, that comment was a win!

Mmmm silicone

Do u know what swag is?

obviously not

you guys are so cool

can you like die?

You shouldn't care about what everyone says

Haha 2 different sized boobs, hott

Yes. Hot- a way of describing the high degree of temperature or something attractive. Ok idk why I am being a smartass I guess I'm bored.

Allllrighty then...

Yeah, what "happens"? Bras fit? If it fit so well, was the bra asymmetrical? Anyway, breasts aren't supposed to be 100% symmetrical... Generally nothing on our body is.

Generally the left is bigger than the right. So yes!!

Actullay, almost every woman isn't symmetrical... Besides, how does that even make a difference when you try on a bra? You get the same cup size on both ends.

Learn how to spell.

Learn to not be an ass and realize that one misspelled word among a whole slew of correctly spelled words is -probably- typo.