slap the bitch

"yeah it happens. not everyone could be a bitch, but you've proved me wrong."

Most women aren't. Unless they are implants. It's normal, don't worry OP.

It's pretty normal. Not really a bad thing if you ask me.

It's ok men enjoy variety. Playing with 1 B cup and then 1 DDD might be weird at first but they're still boobs. Put a nipple on anything and a guy will play with it.

I once asked a male friend of mine why guys like boobs so much. He replied, "Because they are there, if you had a hand growing out of your head we'd want to shake it!" Wise man.

My left boob is bigger than my right boob, but you can't really tell. Especially when I jiggle 'em like this!

Aww, nobody gets the reference? Finding Nemo! When the cute little octopus is talking about her tentacles.. :/

68 - I can't take you seriously with that picture. Let alone any references you make

You should try the Ahh bra. It custom conforms to your breasts and it feels wonderful. Just match it with your clothes size!

92- For that awesomely nice comment I'm going to have to go run over a couple Bambi's with my Suburban to make up for it

Aww that sucks op! But so does reading FML with hemorrhoids, it hurts so much.

106 - Don't lie you probably hit all of Bambi's family on the way here

5 ur a fuckin how-le

honestly i find that nasty as shit but thats just me!

oh nd the one i sent b4 dis one was to 29

Ohhh i get it now! I knew I heard that before!

Having three nipples is sexy.

I have a third nipple! Except it's just a scar from where my lung collapsed :/

No, not at all. I have a third nipple, and it's pretty sweet. I have the ultimate comeback for a threatened "purple nurple". "Go ahead, no way you can get all three!!!"

Is it a psychic third nipple?

One nipple... ah ah ah... twoo nipples ah ah ah... three nipples.. ah a— oh god I'm out

Anyone get the reference? :D

^^^^ Family guy when Meg was dating The Count. What do I win?

You win a price of cake...IF you can also correctly guess mine.

Nope, I was born with it.

66 what?

this reminds me of that movie Paul with the alien that escapes from area 51 and has that comic with a girl with 3 boobs :)

Dinkleberg...

ZING!!

Ba dum tssss

I don't get it..

90% of women have some form of asymmetry, the saleswoman probably says that to lots of women, sounds like a bitch

Well said :)

I thought the saleswoman was referring to herself, because no matter how I look at what she said, she seems like a bitch.

The Doc is back!

63- yes he is...giggity

No I'm not. I'm just a figment of your imagination. Or am I?

Her's must be really noticeable if the lady said that.

Win!

Yes!!!!!????????????

Balls are not the same size too

*Silicone

*Douche

*douché...:)

"At least mine aren't Douche" makes no sense at all, people. For shame!

Disregard them Eggers, that comment was a win!

Mmmm silicone

Do u know what swag is?

obviously not

you guys are so cool

can you like die?

Hot?

Yes. Hot- a way of describing the high degree of temperature or something attractive. Ok idk why I am being a smartass I guess I'm bored.

Allllrighty then...

Generally the left is bigger than the right. So yes!!

Learn how to spell.

Learn to not be an ass and realize that one misspelled word among a whole slew of correctly spelled words is -probably- typo.