By Anonymous - United States - Stony Brook
Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me so I walked up to her and asked if everything was okay. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
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By  davecross  |  11

Do what that kid with the glasses did in that movie the sandlot. He pretended to drown and he got the female lifeguard give him mouth to mouth so he could kiss her