FML : Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me so I walked up...

Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me so I walked up to her and asked if everything was okay. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 2 October 2017 19:30 / United States - Stony Brook

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By mt21mt | 15

#7548026 - Tuesday 3 October 2017 4:47

Awww, it sounds like she was there to do her job, and not there to fulfill your penthouse fantasies.

By bartsj1988 | 7

#7548003 - Tuesday 3 October 2017 2:51

Think on the bright side. If you were drowning, then she would have rescued you and gave you CPR. Then you'd wake up to a beautiful girl.

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By bartsj1988 | 7

#7548003 - Tuesday 3 October 2017 2:51

Think on the bright side. If you were drowning, then she would have rescued you and gave you CPR. Then you'd wake up to a beautiful girl.

Glowworm56 | 25

#7548005 - Tuesday 3 October 2017 2:52

Or you would have gotten rescued by the large hairy male lifeguard. Life is not always meant to be a romantic movie.

bartsj1988 | 7

#7548010 - Tuesday 3 October 2017 3:24

Well she was looking at him so she was ready to give him the P i mean CPR

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7548004 - Tuesday 3 October 2017 2:51

Aw, sounds like she was worried about you. Next time, bring a pair of floaties!

By mt21mt | 15

#7548026 - Tuesday 3 October 2017 4:47

Awww, it sounds like she was there to do her job, and not there to fulfill your penthouse fantasies.

By SpaceToast | 24

#7548038 - Tuesday 3 October 2017 5:48

Maybe she though that you were cute too, and made up an excuse out of embarrassment for getting caught.

By Cali | 52

#7548241 - Tuesday 3 October 2017 17:36

Cute AND professional!

By davecross | 11

#7548294 - Tuesday 3 October 2017 20:00

Do what that kid with the glasses did in that movie the sandlot. He pretended to drown and he got the female lifeguard give him mouth to mouth so he could kiss her