By Anonymous - 02/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me so I walked up to her and asked if everything was okay. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
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mt21mt 15
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Awww, it sounds like she was there to do her job, and not there to fulfill your penthouse fantasies.

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bartsj1988 7
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Think on the bright side. If you were drowning, then she would have rescued you and gave you CPR. Then you'd wake up to a beautiful girl.

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bartsj1988 7
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Think on the bright side. If you were drowning, then she would have rescued you and gave you CPR. Then you'd wake up to a beautiful girl.

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Glowworm56 25
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Or you would have gotten rescued by the large hairy male lifeguard. Life is not always meant to be a romantic movie.

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bartsj1988 7
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Well she was looking at him so she was ready to give him the P i mean CPR

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Glowworm56 25
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Aw, sounds like she was worried about you. Next time, bring a pair of floaties!

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mt21mt 15
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Awww, it sounds like she was there to do her job, and not there to fulfill your penthouse fantasies.

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SpaceToast 24
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Maybe she though that you were cute too, and made up an excuse out of embarrassment for getting caught.

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Cali 54
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Cute AND professional!

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davecross 11
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Do what that kid with the glasses did in that movie the sandlot. He pretended to drown and he got the female lifeguard give him mouth to mouth so he could kiss her

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tonyfan00 38
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At least she was honest...?

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Jasper Long 2
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"The lady whose job it is to keep an eye on people in the pool wasn't interested in me FML" damn man that's pathetic

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