By Anonymous - 02/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me so I walked up to her and asked if everything was okay. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
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Awww, it sounds like she was there to do her job, and not there to fulfill your penthouse fantasies.

Think on the bright side. If you were drowning, then she would have rescued you and gave you CPR. Then you'd wake up to a beautiful girl.

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Think on the bright side. If you were drowning, then she would have rescued you and gave you CPR. Then you'd wake up to a beautiful girl.

Or you would have gotten rescued by the large hairy male lifeguard. Life is not always meant to be a romantic movie.

Well she was looking at him so she was ready to give him the P i mean CPR

Aw, sounds like she was worried about you. Next time, bring a pair of floaties!

Awww, it sounds like she was there to do her job, and not there to fulfill your penthouse fantasies.

Maybe she though that you were cute too, and made up an excuse out of embarrassment for getting caught.

Cute AND professional!

Do what that kid with the glasses did in that movie the sandlot. He pretended to drown and he got the female lifeguard give him mouth to mouth so he could kiss her

At least she was honest...?

"The lady whose job it is to keep an eye on people in the pool wasn't interested in me FML" damn man that's pathetic