FML : Today, I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet, for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't...

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Today, I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet, for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By skippy_liz - / Tuesday 26 October 2010 07:48 / United States

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By habeeboburky94 | 0

#1606227 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:03

isn't she just hilarious? o.o

By jok3r_l3tal | 0

#1606232 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:04

Lmfao nerd orgasm xD

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By habeeboburky94 | 0

#1606227 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:03

isn't she just hilarious? o.o

TehGirreth | 0

#1606472 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 17:04

I don't think she meant it to be hilarious, more like, she thought he was an idiot and laughed at him.

@OP: Next time, specify that you're looking for the Shakespearian play "Romeo & Juliet", rather than saying you're looking for Shakespeare.

cantfightfate | 0

#1606478 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 17:07

20- considering libraries are usually sorted by author, it is completely legit to say I'm looking for Shakespeare. Im pretty sure the librarian was joking.
this is so not an fml.

mrfruits | 0

#1606605 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 18:00

so the fml is that you are fat and the girl who made the joke is hot and skinny? yeah I would hate myself too.

SecureReflex | 0

#1606643 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 18:23

This is an FML.... why? I see literally no problem here. OP said something stupid, librarian commented on it with witty humor, then did the right thing and ignored the ignorant. Big whoop.

MarkSeattle | 0

#1606742 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 18:50

were you just wandering around looking? ever hear of a card catalog or computer search for the exact location...

brightnite | 0

#1606857 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 19:28

How is that a stupid question. Hey I'm looking for Shakespeare in a
bookstore. WTF could that mean.....Hey I'm a dumb blonde lets figure it out. Btw if
she was being witty and not serious she would have helped op instead of walking away feeling smart.

madarchod | 0

#1606860 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 19:28

YDI for not being specific

zerobahamut03 | 2

#1606907 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 19:52

Haha I like that librarian's sense of humor.

chuk_norris_fml | 0

#1609647 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 8:15

Wow, OP, your life is TOTALLY fucked!

ActionFearo | 39

#5886499 - Sunday 16 March 2014 12:24

She's a keeper. Shakespeare told me

By jok3r_l3tal | 0

#1606232 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:04

Lmfao nerd orgasm xD

Nena713 | 0

#1606531 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 17:24

#4 Thanks for sharing that useless information. Do you want a Klondike bar for your observation?

ifailplzinsultme | 0

#1606573 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 17:43

2 isn't 4....

knockedover | 0

#1606602 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 17:57

omg you look hot, seriously (:

rararad | 3

#1606804 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 19:05

30, I second that.

rararad | 3

#1606812 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 19:07

Whoops I meant 33.

rougeofwar | 0

#1606880 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 19:36

RedPillSucks | 31

#1606911 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 19:53

@30 It's that new math they're teaching nowadays. It goes well with the new grammar.

Nena713 | 0

#1606934 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 20:02

There was a #4 wise guy. The comment disappeared. Don't do me...

rosepetals91 | 3

#1608534 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 5:14

ur hot ;) how much do you work out?

vivienmoore | 0

#2520286 - Monday 16 May 2011 23:28

best.librarian.EVAR!

By GrammarPoilce | 0

#1606237 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:06

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

JoelRHale | 0

#1606353 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:31

Or she has a sense of humor and OP can't take a joke and has to run tell the internet.

SadinSherman | 16

#1606945 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 20:07

Or it wasn't funny

bfsd42 | 20

#1607158 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 21:23

16. Awesome. just what I was thinking. Op can't take a (kinda funny) joke.

Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#1607185 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 21:33

Meh, not that funny. Plus even if she did intend it as a joke, why would she go back to work and completely ignore the OP?

ActionFearo | 39

#5886500 - Sunday 16 March 2014 12:25

She was busy playing minecraft

By Rorix | 6

#1606239 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:07

How is this an FML?

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#1606258 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:11

i laughed.

skimonkey96 | 0

#1610469 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:38

mwahaha ..... me too.

By WorkThatButt | 2

#1606261 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:12

Yeah, he's dead, surprised?

amandajlucas2015 | 2

#4320522 - Wednesday 18 April 2012 6:16

U set urself up for that lol

By nathan5 | 0

#1606277 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:15

fair point i think...nerdgasm!!

By bobsanction | 14

#1606291 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:19

FUCKING WIN

TehGirreth | 0

#1606657 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 18:27

I don't fucking get your fucking comment. If you could fucking elaborate, then perhaps I could fucking comprehend the fucking statement you decided to fucking post.

Aren't adjectives FUN?

dudeitsdanny | 9

#1606669 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 18:29

Fucking fun.

HamsteronA | 0

#1606729 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 18:48

How can it be a 'fucking win' if nobody had sex?

ifailplzinsultme | 0

#1606732 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 18:49

39, i just don't fucking get why people like fucking cats and I'm fucking tired of it cause I was fucking your mom and the fucking cat came in and she fucking pet it!

RedPillSucks | 31

#1606918 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 19:55

Too much fucking fornication!

By SaRah_In_LoVe | 0

#1606293 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:19

Well wasn't she helpful.

By morella_xx | 29

#1606295 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:19

Haha! You have a pretty funny librarian. She's probably just sick of people who don't know how to use the catalog system.

MissErikaHart | 0

#1606591 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 17:52

I'm sure that's partly the reason the library has people working there

morella_xx | 29

#1607090 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 21:01

At any rate, OP was wandering around in the library for half an hour doing God knows what. Hoping "Shakespeare" would magically appear where it once said "DE 300 - DE 500" or something.

[and yes, I know that's not the British literature section where R&J would be]

morella_xx | 29

#1607118 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 21:12

I don't know where the first half of my comment went? But in short, if the OP knows how to post on here, she knows how to search the catalog. It's not hard; she was just being lazy.