Today, I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet, for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML
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habeeboburky94
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isn't she just hilarious? o.o
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jok3r_l3tal
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Lmfao nerd orgasm xD
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habeeboburky94
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isn't she just hilarious? o.o
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TehGirreth
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I don't think she meant it to be hilarious, more like, she thought he was an idiot and laughed at him.
@OP: Next time, specify that you're looking for the Shakespearian play "Romeo & Juliet", rather than saying you're looking for Shakespeare.
@OP: Next time, specify that you're looking for the Shakespearian play "Romeo & Juliet", rather than saying you're looking for Shakespeare.
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cantfightfate
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20- considering libraries are usually sorted by author, it is completely legit to say I'm looking for Shakespeare. Im pretty sure the librarian was joking.
this is so not an fml.
this is so not an fml.
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mrfruits
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so the fml is that you are fat and the girl who made the joke is hot and skinny? yeah I would hate myself too.
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SecureReflex
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This is an FML.... why? I see literally no problem here. OP said something stupid, librarian commented on it with witty humor, then did the right thing and ignored the ignorant. Big whoop.
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MarkSeattle
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were you just wandering around looking? ever hear of a card catalog or computer search for the exact location...
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brightnite
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How is that a stupid question. Hey I'm looking for Shakespeare in a
bookstore. WTF could that mean.....Hey I'm a dumb blonde lets figure it out. Btw if
she was being witty and not serious she would have helped op instead of walking away feeling smart.
bookstore. WTF could that mean.....Hey I'm a dumb blonde lets figure it out. Btw if
she was being witty and not serious she would have helped op instead of walking away feeling smart.
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madarchod
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YDI for not being specific
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zerobahamut03
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Haha I like that librarian's sense of humor.
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chuk_norris_fml
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Wow, OP, your life is TOTALLY fucked!
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ActionFearo
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She's a keeper. Shakespeare told me
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jok3r_l3tal
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Lmfao nerd orgasm xD
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Nena713
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#4 Thanks for sharing that useless information. Do you want a Klondike bar for your observation?
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ifailplzinsultme
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2 isn't 4....
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knockedover
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omg you look hot, seriously (:
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rararad
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30, I second that.
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rararad
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Whoops I meant 33.
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rougeofwar
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:D
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RedPillSucks
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@30 It's that new math they're teaching nowadays. It goes well with the new grammar.
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Nena713
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There was a #4 wise guy. The comment disappeared. Don't do me...
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rosepetals91
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ur hot ;) how much do you work out?
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vivienmoore
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best.librarian.EVAR!
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GrammarPoilce
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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JoelRHale
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Or she has a sense of humor and OP can't take a joke and has to run tell the internet.
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SadinSherman
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Or it wasn't funny
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bfsd42
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16. Awesome. just what I was thinking. Op can't take a (kinda funny) joke.
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Sun_Kissed18
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Meh, not that funny. Plus even if she did intend it as a joke, why would she go back to work and completely ignore the OP?
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ActionFearo
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She was busy playing minecraft
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Rorix
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How is this an FML?
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allmidnighteyes
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i laughed.
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skimonkey96
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mwahaha ..... me too.
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WorkThatButt
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Yeah, he's dead, surprised?
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amandajlucas2015
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U set urself up for that lol
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nathan5
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fair point i think...nerdgasm!!
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bobsanction
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FUCKING WIN
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TehGirreth
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I don't fucking get your fucking comment. If you could fucking elaborate, then perhaps I could fucking comprehend the fucking statement you decided to fucking post.
Aren't adjectives FUN?
Aren't adjectives FUN?
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dudeitsdanny
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Fucking fun.
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HamsteronA
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How can it be a 'fucking win' if nobody had sex?
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ifailplzinsultme
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39, i just don't fucking get why people like fucking cats and I'm fucking tired of it cause I was fucking your mom and the fucking cat came in and she fucking pet it!
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RedPillSucks
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Too much fucking fornication!
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SaRah_In_LoVe
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Well wasn't she helpful.
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morella_xx
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Haha! You have a pretty funny librarian. She's probably just sick of people who don't know how to use the catalog system.
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MissErikaHart
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I'm sure that's partly the reason the library has people working there
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morella_xx
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At any rate, OP was wandering around in the library for half an hour doing God knows what. Hoping "Shakespeare" would magically appear where it once said "DE 300 - DE 500" or something.
[and yes, I know that's not the British literature section where R&J would be]
[and yes, I know that's not the British literature section where R&J would be]
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morella_xx
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I don't know where the first half of my comment went? But in short, if the OP knows how to post on here, she knows how to search the catalog. It's not hard; she was just being lazy.
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brannyh
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This is when you fill out one of them complaint cards.
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ActionFearo
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Or... look for a sense of humor time