Health: Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens...

By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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science-teacher 15

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Saturday 14 May 2016 15:38

Did you feel the 'burn' from that insult?

Medieval_Unicorn 24

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Saturday 14 May 2016 16:02

The roast of OP, RIP your dignity :P But hey congrats on being healthy instead of promiscuous and diseased! You've certainly chosen the better of the two options

science-teacher 15

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Saturday 14 May 2016 15:38

Did you feel the 'burn' from that insult?

HoboMeth 33

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Saturday 14 May 2016 15:38

It's just a prank bro

AbeFrohman 10

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Saturday 14 May 2016 15:52

Funny doctor... Not.

laden_swallow09 34

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Saturday 14 May 2016 15:59

Doctor Mom is having none of your shenanigans.

Medieval_Unicorn 24

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Saturday 14 May 2016 16:02

The roast of OP, RIP your dignity :P But hey congrats on being healthy instead of promiscuous and diseased! You've certainly chosen the better of the two options

theoldman 22

Saturday 14 May 2016 17:12

There's nothing wrong with "being promiscuous" as long as you are being safe about it. You can have sex and be healthy. I don't like the implication that if you have a lot of sex that you are diseased.

DarkSerebii 11

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Saturday 14 May 2016 19:55

You can be monogamous and still be diseased. Not everyone knows/discloses that they have an infection right off the bat, or they're too ashamed/assholish to admit it.

TheNewGuy03 28

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Saturday 14 May 2016 16:30

Well, to be fair, it's definitely better for you that you *aren't* known for your sexual exploits. Doctor Mom raised you right, it seems.

farmgirl98 14

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Saturday 14 May 2016 17:34

That is incredibly inappropriate and unprofessional. Fyl op

feven 32

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Saturday 14 May 2016 18:19

LOL. Your mom is a savage.

Ms_ValS 27

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Saturday 14 May 2016 18:21

I really don't understand how that would be a funny prank. What if she slapped you across the face as a knee jerk reaction? My parents sure would. Oh well. Maybe he knows you and your mother well enough to know how she'd react to hearing that about you.