Did you feel the 'burn' from that insult?

It's just a prank bro

Funny doctor... Not.

Doctor Mom is having none of your shenanigans.

The roast of OP, RIP your dignity :P

But hey congrats on being healthy instead of promiscuous and diseased! You've certainly chosen the better of the two options

There's nothing wrong with "being promiscuous" as long as you are being safe about it. You can have sex and be healthy. I don't like the implication that if you have a lot of sex that you are diseased.

You can be monogamous and still be diseased. Not everyone knows/discloses that they have an infection right off the bat, or they're too ashamed/assholish to admit it.

Well, to be fair, it's definitely better for you that you *aren't* known for your sexual exploits.

Doctor Mom raised you right, it seems.

That is incredibly inappropriate and unprofessional. Fyl op

LOL. Your mom is a savage.

I really don't understand how that would be a funny prank. What if she slapped you across the face as a knee jerk reaction? My parents sure would. Oh well. Maybe he knows you and your mother well enough to know how she'd react to hearing that about you.

They're colleagues, so I assume the doctor knows OP's mom can handle a joke.

Part time mom, full time savage