FML : Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my...

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Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Crap - / Thursday 28 January 2010 05:01 / United States

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By IllegalLight | 0

#804506 - Thursday 28 January 2010 12:09

zing!

By intensitive | 11

#804510 - Thursday 28 January 2010 12:15

One word: Fiber.

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By waterynuggets | 0

#804505 - Thursday 28 January 2010 12:09

Mom win. Though I've never heard of anyone having an "abnormal" amount of stool in them..

lettertjes | 0

#804529 - Thursday 28 January 2010 12:26

Well usually, the 'abnormal' word isn't used by doctors. But it happens pretty regularly that people are so constipated that it gives them cramps. And indeed: mom win.

waterynuggets | 0

#804550 - Thursday 28 January 2010 12:40

True, I actually didn't even think of constipation. D'oh!

RaKum12 | 0

#804599 - Thursday 28 January 2010 01:30

hahaha ur mom is awesome

AVainAttempt | 0

#805474 - Thursday 28 January 2010 10:41

The game

shadow455 | 2

#806215 - Friday 29 January 2010 03:37

yes op fyl for having no sense of humour and being unable to laugh at your self

justmeagirl | 0

#806488 - Friday 29 January 2010 05:45

AAAHahahahah. That's a 'My Life Rocks' for having a funny-as-hell mom who makes you laugh when you're sick :)

Secret_Fire_King | 0

#806772 - Friday 29 January 2010 09:18

hahaha.. Your mum is funny.. but your life is not fucked.. Unless, there something else we don't know about.. Therefore, I'ma hafta say: YDI, for sharing information with funny people..

tisiphone_fml | 0

#808600 - Saturday 30 January 2010 01:51

So true. I'm sorry... but your mom has a quick wit and a GREAT sense of humor.

betchinballer | 0

#813075 - Sunday 31 January 2010 06:37

this same thing happened to my brother XD

happysmartg | 5

#1883337 - Thursday 23 December 2010 05:20

total win. lol

Fuckedyourlifean | 0

#2192902 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:56

Screw you AVainAttempt! You made me loose the game!!!

By IllegalLight | 0

#804506 - Thursday 28 January 2010 12:09

zing!

HeresReality | 0

#805392 - Thursday 28 January 2010 09:41

win for your mom

OBTrice | 15

#6017000 - Thursday 24 July 2014 03:30

She saw the opportunity and took it

By intensitive | 11

#804510 - Thursday 28 January 2010 12:15

One word: Fiber.

By jennatailia | 0

#804516 - Thursday 28 January 2010 12:20

You're so full of shit your eyes are brown?

stewie1744 | 0

#811909 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:01

dumbass

By saucey12 | 0

#804517 - Thursday 28 January 2010 12:20

snap lol

wryguy2765 | 8

#6083255 - Tuesday 7 October 2014 03:35

I always use a joke along those lines whenever someone, including myself, is constipated

By Chris_Says | 0

#804522 - Thursday 28 January 2010 12:22

Could've been worse. You could have ended up so backed up that your faeces ended up in your stomach and you started vomiting them. Good ol' reverse peristalsis.