Well usually, the 'abnormal' word isn't used by doctors. But it happens pretty regularly that people are so constipated that it gives them cramps. And indeed: mom win.

True, I actually didn't even think of constipation. D'oh!

hahaha ur mom is awesome

The game

yes op fyl for having no sense of humour and being unable to laugh at your self

AAAHahahahah. That's a 'My Life Rocks' for having a funny-as-hell mom who makes you laugh when you're sick :)

hahaha.. Your mum is funny.. but your life is not fucked.. Unless, there something else we don't know about.. Therefore, I'ma hafta say: YDI, for sharing information with funny people..

So true. I'm sorry... but your mom has a quick wit and a GREAT sense of humor.

this same thing happened to my brother XD

total win. lol

Screw you AVainAttempt! You made me loose the game!!!

win for your mom

She saw the opportunity and took it

dumbass

I always use a joke along those lines whenever someone, including myself, is constipated

i remember an FML along those lines :p

I was actually thinking about that one yesterday.......which says alot about my life/mind hmmmmmm.... anyway MOM FTW!

i was thinkin' about that today lol

can that actually happen

I also thought about that one. LOL

My favorite comments are the ones that belong with another FML.

lol, Whaaat?

Exactly - how often do you get to make that joke? I know I wouldn't pass it up

hahahahah I wish my mom would say stuff like that

My mom wouldn't definitely say something like that and I'd think it was hilarious. Lol

Would* sorry