Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML
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IllegalLight
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zing!
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intensitive
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One word: Fiber.
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waterynuggets
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Mom win. Though I've never heard of anyone having an "abnormal" amount of stool in them..
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lettertjes
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Well usually, the 'abnormal' word isn't used by doctors. But it happens pretty regularly that people are so constipated that it gives them cramps.
And indeed: mom win.
And indeed: mom win.
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waterynuggets
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True, I actually didn't even think of constipation. D'oh!
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RaKum12
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hahaha
ur mom is awesome
ur mom is awesome
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AVainAttempt
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The game
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shadow455
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yes op fyl for having no sense of humour and being unable to laugh at your self
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justmeagirl
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AAAHahahahah. That's a 'My Life Rocks' for having a funny-as-hell mom who makes you laugh when you're sick :)
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Secret_Fire_King
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hahaha.. Your mum is funny.. but your life is not fucked.. Unless, there something else we don't know about.. Therefore, I'ma hafta say: YDI, for sharing information with funny people..
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tisiphone_fml
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So true. I'm sorry... but your mom has a quick wit and a GREAT sense of humor.
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betchinballer
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this same thing happened to my brother XD
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happysmartg
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total win. lol
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Fuckedyourlifean
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Screw you AVainAttempt! You made me loose the game!!!
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IllegalLight
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zing!
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HeresReality
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win for your mom
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OBTrice
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She saw the opportunity and took it
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intensitive
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One word: Fiber.
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jennatailia
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You're so full of shit your eyes are brown?
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stewie1744
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dumbass
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saucey12
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snap lol
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wryguy2765
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I always use a joke along those lines whenever someone, including myself, is constipated
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Chris_Says
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Could've been worse. You could have ended up so backed up that your faeces ended up in your stomach and you started vomiting them. Good ol' reverse peristalsis.
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SkaterChic
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i remember an FML along those lines :p
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greenltrn2003
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I was actually thinking about that one yesterday.......which says alot about my life/mind
hmmmmmm....
anyway MOM FTW!
hmmmmmm....
anyway MOM FTW!
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sjisje
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i was thinkin' about that today lol
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unctarheel529
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can that actually happen
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fawfulster
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I also thought about that one. LOL
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SkaterChic
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LMFAOO
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happypapp12
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Can't believe your husband could do such a thing. (spiderman is officially dead people! Spiderman is dead!)
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FerrariCake
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My favorite comments are the ones that belong with another FML.
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containsnosoy
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lol, Whaaat?
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Leprecon
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Come on, it was the perfect setup for that joke ...
Can you really blame her ?
Can you really blame her ?
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damnwtfdude
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Exactly - how often do you get to make that joke? I know I wouldn't pass it up
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hoopstar15
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hahahahah I wish my mom would say stuff like that
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pechi_305
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My mom wouldn't definitely say something like that and I'd think it was hilarious. Lol
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pechi_305
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Would* sorry
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dacman48
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OP's mom=epic win!