By Nik - 23/01/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML
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BellTink 0

well....did you?

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lmfp 0

A) how would she know? B) how is that even possible?

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BellTink 0

well....did you?

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cthulhu_fml 0

Yes, did you?

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julzziee 0

is that how you broke it? if so... your retarded. and sux cant do itanymore til its better.

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Rickilynn1 10

You're * sucks * can't * till *

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Wouldn't an abbreviation of until be 'til instead of till?

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lmfp 0

A) how would she know? B) how is that even possible?

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tacojauns 45

while in handcuffs

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RenRen_fml 0

Hahahha....your mom is so cool. Next time, take it easy so you don't end up in the hospital again.

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Lamesauce_Lala 0

Hth is that even possible? Minus the fact your mom probably just said it for the 'ell of it, Does she realize that's ALMOST impossible?

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dearViena 0

if you think about it.... that can be a compliment :D

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turtlellama 0

A) How come this only has 15 comments? B) How come the post thinks it has 5?

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snorlax422 0

Wow. That's some intense masturbating there...

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chanchito 0

Well damn, I love ur mom if my mom was like that it would be awsum

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