By chew toy - 25/05/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, I went to see my sister and took a couple of dog biscuits for her dog. I forgot about them until later when I realised I had a hole in my pocket, near my crotch. The dog pointed this out by chomping my balls to get to the biscuits. My attempts to remove him resulted in more vigorous chewing. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

I cringed just reading this. I hope there is still some of your manhood left.

Give the dog a boner!

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Talk about blue balls...

You use that word, but I don't think you know what that means

Well, if they're as bad as it sounds, they'll be black, blue and purple. Just hopefully not green.

Lobby_Bee 17

I cringed just reading this. I hope there is still some of your manhood left.

I cringed too and closed my legs as well my friend. I'm pretty sure they tucked their self in too...

Give the dog a boner!

the ol hole in the pocket trick eh

Look on the bright side! This is my new favourite FML.

maybe consider wearing underwear?

I laughed more than I should have at this post ??

I guess the dog went NUTS :D