FML : Today, I went to see my sister and took a couple of dog biscuits for her dog. I forgot about them until later when I realised I had a hole in my pocket,...

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Today, I went to see my sister and took a couple of dog biscuits for her dog. I forgot about them until later when I realised I had a hole in my pocket, near my crotch. The dog pointed this out by chomping my balls to get to the biscuits. My attempts to remove him resulted in more vigorous chewing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By chew toy - / Thursday 25 May 2017 11:00 / United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

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By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7460055 - Thursday 25 May 2017 01:37

I cringed just reading this. I hope there is still some of your manhood left.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7460116 - Thursday 25 May 2017 04:20

Give the dog a boner!

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By Tarlachia | 33

#7460050 - Thursday 25 May 2017 01:29

Talk about blue balls...

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Arashikage | 18

#7460178 - Thursday 25 May 2017 07:19

You use that word, but I don't think you know what that means

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MidnaLink | 30

#7460255 - Thursday 25 May 2017 09:14

Well, if they're as bad as it sounds, they'll be black, blue and purple. Just hopefully not green.

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7460055 - Thursday 25 May 2017 01:37

I cringed just reading this. I hope there is still some of your manhood left.

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brenton490 | 19

#7460791 - Friday 26 May 2017 08:30

I cringed too and closed my legs as well my friend. I'm pretty sure they tucked their self in too...

By RichardPencil | 22

#7460116 - Thursday 25 May 2017 04:20

Give the dog a boner!

By Rebecca Stockert | 16

#7460127 - Thursday 25 May 2017 04:38

the ol hole in the pocket trick eh

By idk_rose | 25

#7460214 - Thursday 25 May 2017 08:16

Look on the bright side! This is my new favourite FML.

By lazymaximus | 9

#7460352 - Thursday 25 May 2017 11:29

maybe consider wearing underwear?

By Nicholas Ortiz | 4

#7460909 - Saturday 27 May 2017 01:41

I laughed more than I should have at this post ??

By Lucy Vesquez | 12

#7465076 - Sunday 4 June 2017 07:23

I guess the dog went NUTS :D

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