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Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML

By xrebeccalou - / Saturday 25 December 2010 04:59 / United States
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By  lakerfan8224  |  16

Cheat on him with his friend ;)

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  vergaso  |  0

I'm sure he's just saying that cuz he's embarrassed of you or wants to look single not that that would make you feel better but just saying

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  Barthanax  |  9

That comment makes me think you don't understand relationships very well. OP says boyfriend/girlfriend. Boyfriend says no. Therefore by logical reasoning, he's a cheating bastard who doesn't want commitment.

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  SamSayzRAWRZ  |  0

Um excuse me, whoever you are, shut your mouth. You don't know me and I happen to think that asking out someone in any other form than in person is just immature. So thank you very much for creepin' on my profile. And just because I'm 14, that doesn't mean I can't have an opinion.

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  mrahhhhh  |  17

Everybody getting into pointless online arguments, I have invented bulletproof apples. Please help me test them out by lining up so I can put it on your head and shot them off with a wide shot shotgun. I'll let you keep them!

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  vergaso  |  0

mrahhhh- shut up your apples comments wasn't funny but it was lame and a failure not an "epic fail" no just a failure and Sam rawrsamrawrawr whatever the fuck your name is how do you want people to take you seriously

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  vergaso  |  0

sorry pressed send if you have a stupid little kid name and an ugly stupid little kid face then you try to act mature by saying thank you when you're really not thanking anyone I know what you're you're trying to do but it's stupid just stop and admit you're a kid and have never been in a long and long distance relationship

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  SamSayzRAWRZ  |  0

30- Are you stupid? 32- Age doesn't matter with maturity. There could be a 45 year old man that still laughs at the word 'poop' 35- You must be retarded, or just very uneducated. 37- You don't know anything.

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  vergaso  |  0

and I'm sure you say you say you have a boyfriend because it's says on your profile but can't anyone say that online you're really ugly and stupid so if you have one I bet he's horrible

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  SamSayzRAWRZ  |  0

You need to stop. And if you need proof I'll change my picture to one of us together. But honestly, you're the one acting like a child. You need to grow up and stop. Goodbye.

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  omgshaylaaa  |  0

this thread is getting to the point where I just want to claw my eyes out. it's not even an intelligent argument in any way, shape, or form. enough is enough already people.

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  omgshaylaaa  |  0

lol by the way "vergaso" by calling this girl "stupid" "ugly" and "little kid" and all this stuff makes you sound so unbelievably ridiculous. no mature person would say that.. and please, do us a favor and learn the difference between your and you're.

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  ohthebloodygore  |  16

48, go back to primary and learn the difference between you're and your. Just by reading your comments, I can only guess you're somewhere about her age, if not FYL for being such an idiot. If you're going to start a fight with someone, don't bring age into the matter. It's quite pathetic.

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  omgshaylaaa  |  0

lmfao @ 45. that was actually hilarious. sorry for the insult lol. I just hate to see people jumping on other people. 57 I love how we have matching comments haha. your and you're drive me nuts.

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  vergaso  |  0

I'm close to her age and why do you care if I fucked up on you're and your I know the difference don't tell me to go back to elementary you're- you are your- possessive now that I showed you I know the difference you can shut the fuck up

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  vergaso  |  0

yes Sam and he looks like a cracker pussy you can tell because he's a red neck but over sensitive because of his hair he looks gay with that combination and also a pussy because you can tell he's trying not to break your physical "boundaries"

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  xFalzz  |  0

Vergaso, why so hostile? You're making yourself look like an unintelligent fool with your middle school insults and vulgarity. Learn some new insults and step away from the overused gay insults, please.

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  SamSayzRAWRZ  |  0

Combinations? Versago, you have some serious issues. I've probably had more girlfriends/boyfriends than you anyway...(I can't see your gender, lack of pic?) And don't talk about him like that. Thank you<3

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  ohthebloodygore  |  16

69, how about you shove that bloody comment up your arse? For bollocks sake, shut the fuck up. You're babbling on and on about her age yet you just admitted you're around her age? Seriously, if you're going to fucking insult her, don't use pictures as an example. You don't even have a picture. For all we know you could be a pathetic 12 year old with no life who wants to act 'cool' over the Internet.

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  xFalzz  |  0

87, I've realized that too. The majority of the teenage girls I've seen *mainly on the internet* and 99.9% of the emo/scene community all claim to be bisexual. It frustrates me to no end.

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  xFalzz  |  0

I wasn't targeting you, 100. Its just an observation. I don't have anything against bisexuality, I just get frustated at people who claim to be bisexual as if its a label to make them cool or the new in thing.

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  SeasonedLemur  |  5

Dear Sam if by chance I found out that you were allergic to strawberries I'd hunt you down, find your house and pelt all your windows and doors in strawberries! do you want to know why I would do such a horrible act? ... because I hate you Sam ... I really really fucking hate you!

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  the101dan  |  0

53 - ilol'd at the fact that someone actually implicitly referred to this site as somewhat professional...Just let these kids have their fun. If you don't like it, leave. I find their trollin' hilarious :)

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  SamSayzRAWRZ  |  0

You blocked me? lol from sending you PMs I tried to respond to the last one you said and it said... "this user has blocked you." or something. Why? I thought we were friends lololol(;

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  DocBastard  |  38

I'm glad I missed all the deleted manure, because what was left in this thread was enough to make me lose several IQ points. Tizzy, you were rude to Sam but at least big enough to admit it wasn't serious. Vergaso, you're a true asshole in the classic sense for insulting a child (sorry Sam, it's true, even if you're one of the more mature people on this thread). She can't help being a kid, just like you were once. At least she would have an excuse to act immature, even though she doesn't. What's your excuse for acting like a fuckwit?

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  Writingislife16  |  1

Doc, I literally just became a member in order to thank you for being one of the few intelligent people here. I completely agree with you, I was reading comments from Vergaso wondering why he was calling Sam immature. I thought for sure I had missed something, but then I saw your comment and realized that I hadn't, he really was mocking her just because of her age. I'm not trying to start anything, I just want to give you props for being smart. :)

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  SamSayzRAWRZ  |  0

Again, there's reference to my age. If I didn't show my birthdate or a picture, would you have even questioned my comments? No, because if I at least added some magic words that made it sound like I was older, you probably would believe I was older. It just goes to show that people judge by age too much, just like we judge race and sexuality too much. Think about that.

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  SummerGirl331  |  0

I'm 14 too, and find it really stupid and immature to pick on somebody because of their age. But it is kind of funny how this is such a good example of how age and maturity aren't always the same :)

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By  fairuhrose  |  0

hadn't you guys ever confirmed where the relationship was standing?! or is he just a dick..... i really wish we could find out what happened after the fml in all these op's lives.

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By  mrahhhhh  |  17

You weren't aware of a lot of things OP. For example, your "boyfriend" is actually two dwarfs in an overcoat trying to see what sex is like with a big person. This show jumped the shark (comedy-wise) from season 4 onwards so only 2 internets to (s)he who gets the reference first.

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