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Dislocated it open or closed? If you dislocate open, to relocate your jaw all you have to do is use a Q-tip or something and make yourself gag. The body's natural gagging motion will put your jaw back into place. If you locked shut, you should see a professional about getting TMJ injections to correctly unlock your jaw and then wear a temporary splint to keep your jaw from locking back up in the near future. Whatever you do, if locked shut, don't try to stretch the jaw open wider because it just

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How is this a YDI, you ask? I'm pretty sure we all wonder this at times. Well, let me tell you a little something about FML. You see, no matter how fucked OP's life is, and no matter how much it really isn't OP's fault, there are always the people that select 'YDI' simply because they are trolls, so troll they must.

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Several reasons people might vote YDI: Amateur trolling. Going for the YDI badges. People obsessed with being healthy who feel queasy at the thought of eating a burger. etc.

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It could have been a really massive burger. The unfortunate reality is that it could have been so undercooked that it was too hard. That would be a good reason to say he deserves it. If it was that frozen, he should have seen it. I doubt it was the second one. It was probably so huge he had to open all the way. That sucks for OP. Sounds like some burger though!

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No, the vast majority of "trolling" you see anywhere is a pathetic failed attempt at it. Few know what trolling is really supposed to be about: subtly manipulating the target audience to get an angry overreaction; and even fewer know how to troll successfully.

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World of Warcraft just World of Warcraft? ;) I know I've posted that before on a previous "wow just wow" comment, but it's literally the first thing that pops into my head when I read comments like that!

Maybe you were overexcited to eat your burger? You probably unintentionally bit too hard or something... it's actually happened before. Some lady broke her jaw eating an apple, I think. Weird how that happens.

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Seriously, fuck you 11. It's people like you that the US is in the shit state it is. People bitch about the crappy politicians, but it's the piece of shit people who are the real problem. Everyone complains about the prices of things being sky high, well if companies didn't have to recoup their losses from frivolous lawsuits shit would be cheaper. Just being sued (not even losing) costs thousands to hundreds of thousands depending on the company. It also waters down the legit issues of anyo

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67- well sorry. I was jut making a point. I don't even think I can sue people at my age. I'm not one of those people that are sue happy, I just didn't know what to say. So stop being..umm...Yourself. Well people like you don't get a joke. So stop.

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